And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14715. | Nathon (worklawyer) | 88.19 | 97% | 2021-05-12 |
| 14716. | Tuan (tuancoltech) | 88.19 | 95% | 2013-06-29 |
| 14717. | tim (rudyza) | 88.19 | 95% | 2016-11-20 |
| 14718. | Filip (filipbitola) | 88.19 | 96% | 2014-12-03 |
| 14719. | Eke-Martin (laahan) | 88.18 | 97% | 2020-02-12 |
| 14720. | Dig (digbo) | 88.18 | 97% | 2018-01-31 |
| 14721. | Ampit (5p33d) | 88.18 | 94% | 2011-12-17 |
| 14722. | www (aaahrgrhh) | 88.17 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| 14723. | bryan (bryantypin) | 88.17 | 96% | 2018-12-18 |
| 14724. | Dayna (daynarrr) | 88.17 | 97% | 2021-11-10 |
| 14725. | Will (royal__) | 88.17 | 97% | 2020-11-10 |
| 14726. | Thunder (thunderflip) | 88.17 | 98% | 2014-03-17 |
| 14727. | Konrad (gibuuu) | 88.17 | 97% | 2017-12-02 |
| 14728. | Paul (syvek) | 88.17 | 93% | 2011-10-27 |
| 14729. | Boom (boom_mcboom) | 88.16 | — | 2010-08-12 |
| 14730. | Reaver (donk223y) | 88.16 | 92% | 2014-11-08 |
| 14731. | Leo (leo31456) | 88.15 | 91% | 2017-04-17 |
| 14732. | okki (okkiniikko) | 88.15 | 98% | 2022-04-19 |
| 14733. | paddy (kattumanidhan) | 88.15 | 98% | 2021-09-26 |
| 14734. | DomPixel (dompixel) | 88.15 | 98% | 2023-08-11 |
| 14735. | Jay (jay0005) | 88.15 | 96% | 2020-08-25 |
| 14736. | Max (linixz) | 88.15 | 97% | 2017-06-05 |
| 14737. | a (ierfth) | 88.15 | 98% | 2019-01-19 |
| 14738. | Sonny (j3dmosly) | 88.14 | 96% | 2016-11-15 |
| 14739. | Brya (bhoenix) | 88.14 | 96% | 2018-12-09 |
| 14740. | Globu (themagicglobe) | 88.14 | 97% | 2022-12-08 |
| 14741. | Bartłomiej (baryla69baryla69) | 88.14 | 97% | 2022-08-19 |
| 14742. | Daniel (altold) | 88.14 | 98% | 2021-08-31 |
| 14743. | Philip (philip191) | 88.14 | 99% | 2021-05-15 |
| 14744. | Francisco (patleitao) | 88.14 | 96% | 2021-05-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |