And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9919. | corona (anonthrowaway) | 98.10 | 97% | 2020-07-09 |
| 9920. | Tewtadle (tewtadledesktop) | 98.10 | 97% | 2021-10-21 |
| 9921. | Sean (rrshift) | 98.10 | 98% | 2022-08-25 |
| 9922. | naber? (igungor) | 98.10 | 97% | 2016-09-07 |
| 9923. | qwerty (jowk) | 98.10 | 98% | 2023-02-27 |
| 9924. | Peter Ian (casparbayliss) | 98.10 | 98% | 2020-03-06 |
| 9925. | Ginso (ginsophd) | 98.09 | 99% | 2022-05-07 |
| 9926. | evil (evilvillain) | 98.09 | 94% | 2012-11-01 |
| 9927. | mason (dagrothus) | 98.09 | 95% | 2012-10-28 |
| 9928. | Sara (hentaiclockwise) | 98.08 | 88% | 2016-11-12 |
| 9929. | Ethan Jeff (hypernacho) | 98.08 | 96% | 2023-08-04 |
| 9930. | plebberd (ppleb) | 98.08 | 96% | 2021-05-08 |
| 9931. | Django (django_unchained) | 98.08 | 97% | 2016-08-02 |
| 9932. | Blank (ct7567) | 98.07 | 97% | 2022-05-22 |
| 9933. | iWum (iwum) | 98.07 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 9934. | ФРАНЦУЗСКИЙ (roo... | 98.07 | 98% | 2023-01-07 |
| 9935. | Big Tuna (dominicgangx) | 98.06 | 97% | 2022-10-04 |
| 9936. | GUTIERREZ (dramatik) | 98.06 | — | 2009-07-27 |
| 9937. | Saffron (saffronolive) | 98.06 | 97% | 2014-01-22 |
| 9938. | α+ßx+ε (wrodar) | 98.06 | 98% | 2015-02-10 |
| 9939. | shahbaz (shahbaz_kazi09) | 98.06 | 98% | 2018-01-03 |
| 9940. | Zviad (ზვიად) (ha... | 98.06 | 97% | 2015-08-10 |
| 9941. | Wesley (wesilii) | 98.06 | 99% | 2020-06-01 |
| 9942. | crazy bus (tersen) | 98.05 | 94% | 2014-02-11 |
| 9943. | minus_one (minus_one) | 98.05 | 95% | 2015-01-31 |
| 9944. | Arthur (sir_loin) | 98.04 | 95% | 2011-09-02 |
| 9945. | jay3332 (jay3332) | 98.04 | 96% | 2022-05-28 |
| 9946. | Alan (nalan) | 98.04 | 97% | 2018-08-11 |
| 9947. | ZaTh (zathz) | 98.04 | 98% | 2020-03-24 |
| 9948. | Iam (mchudgens) | 98.03 | 92% | 2011-05-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |