I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15298. | Maurício (mv4rgas) | 72.12 | 96% | 2017-04-29 |
| 15299. | ColemakOriMan (colemakoriman) | 72.11 | 98% | 2025-06-07 |
| 15300. | Mauri (feministi) | 72.11 | 98% | 2017-12-27 |
| 15301. | Xeo (astroloser) | 72.11 | 99% | 2022-10-03 |
| 15302. | Tusar (tusar) | 72.11 | 95% | 2022-03-15 |
| 15303. | Tushar (tjajodia) | 72.11 | 95% | 2020-09-04 |
| 15304. | sungit2g (sungit2g) | 72.11 | 96% | 2021-03-08 |
| 15305. | Nenad (sima_car) | 72.11 | 95% | 2017-04-23 |
| 15306. | Chaitanya (chaitanya608) | 72.10 | 97% | 2023-04-15 |
| 15307. | Grant (bigcock69) | 72.10 | 92% | 2017-01-14 |
| 15308. | Darshil (darshil_7) | 72.09 | 97% | 2025-09-09 |
| 15309. | Dan (danclevia) | 72.09 | 97% | 2022-02-16 |
| 15310. | Fuuka (fuukabazooka12) | 72.09 | 96% | 2021-01-11 |
| 15311. | Alisher (qaga) | 72.09 | 93.6% | 2021-02-18 |
| 15312. | sic transit gloria mundi (d... | 72.09 | 96% | 2020-12-19 |
| 15313. | Jonathan (chin_chin656) | 72.08 | 95.8% | 2021-03-02 |
| 15314. | bau (padam21) | 72.07 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 15315. | Dmitriy (wenkaler) | 72.07 | 96% | 2022-08-31 |
| 15316. | domdotcom (domdotcom) | 72.07 | 96% | 2023-10-09 |
| 15317. | Nathan (lleb) | 72.07 | 94% | 2021-08-21 |
| 15318. | Sc0rxh (sc0rxh) | 72.06 | 97% | 2019-06-28 |
| 15319. | Odin (koltepriii) | 72.06 | 94.9% | 2024-09-19 |
| 15320. | jackson (jacksonshuai) | 72.06 | 95% | 2023-04-25 |
| 15321. | ahzzeez (yunmatrixx) | 72.06 | 97% | 2023-01-10 |
| 15322. | AvD (avd3369) | 72.05 | 97.6% | 2025-03-06 |
| 15323. | gillpill (gillpill) | 72.05 | 97% | 2025-05-28 |
| 15324. | Alex Eaves (cheif_rice) | 72.05 | 95.3% | 2025-01-01 |
| 15325. | -rjas- (_rjas_) | 72.05 | 97% | 2023-02-28 |
| 15326. | jaymes 3 (jaymes_06) | 72.05 | 96.6% | 2021-02-02 |
| 15327. | Bobehzao (bobehzao) | 72.05 | 97% | 2019-08-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |