The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4552. | Angel (novamage) | 57.73 | 96% | 2011-05-10 |
| 4553. | great chaser (gagankhurana) | 57.73 | 94% | 2011-06-09 |
| 4554. | Nuk (soulquiz) | 57.72 | 96% | 2015-03-20 |
| 4555. | Lavio (blackup) | 57.72 | — | 2008-10-22 |
| 4556. | Xerxorion (xerxorion) | 57.71 | 95% | 2022-09-20 |
| 4557. | tobias (memebigboyisbig) | 57.71 | 94% | 2021-08-24 |
| 4558. | _ (abayto) | 57.71 | 92% | 2015-03-09 |
| 4559. | James (zesa) | 57.70 | 92% | 2016-02-24 |
| 4560. | Echo (x_43a) | 57.70 | 96% | 2019-02-24 |
| 4561. | Viet (deathangel88) | 57.70 | — | 2010-01-02 |
| 4562. | Seta (seta) | 57.70 | — | 2010-07-03 |
| 4563. | Errichto (errichto) | 57.70 | 96% | 2014-01-14 |
| 4564. | Ashok (ashokmsis) | 57.70 | 94% | 2015-01-29 |
| 4565. | Preston (cresaunt) | 57.69 | 97% | 2021-03-12 |
| 4566. | LALIT (lalitsam) | 57.69 | 94% | 2017-04-22 |
| 4567. | Onibushou (onibushou) | 57.69 | 90% | 2014-05-23 |
| 4568. | Edwin (skitargduva) | 57.68 | 96% | 2021-10-02 |
| 4569. | Rudolph (dolph3) | 57.68 | 97% | 2014-06-25 |
| 4570. | Evan (the_failure) | 57.68 | — | 2009-05-27 |
| 4571. | Sam (sankalp252) | 57.68 | 94% | 2014-06-22 |
| 4572. | jackrrish (jackrrish) | 57.68 | 94% | 2012-10-30 |
| 4573. | Timothy (timoteyo) | 57.67 | 94% | 2015-01-21 |
| 4574. | ThanhThuy (thanh_thuy) | 57.67 | — | 2009-04-30 |
| 4575. | Gregor (gysi) | 57.67 | 92% | 2014-10-15 |
| 4576. | Dat (datdq295) | 57.67 | — | 2011-03-30 |
| 4577. | Siddhartha (carte_blanche) | 57.67 | 96% | 2015-05-13 |
| 4578. | santosh (alwayshappysantosh... | 57.67 | 92% | 2013-06-21 |
| 4579. | Farhan (farhan21) | 57.65 | 96% | 2018-05-05 |
| 4580. | Shaikh (_hammu) | 57.65 | 95% | 2021-04-13 |
| 4581. | Rabbit (sxc1979) | 57.65 | 97% | 2012-09-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |