And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32451. | Petter (noclue) | 58.42 | 90% | 2015-10-11 |
| 32452. | Jealou Jay (jealoujay) | 58.41 | 96% | 2011-11-18 |
| 32453. | 🍊 (orange426) | 58.41 | 96% | 2022-06-03 |
| 32454. | ben (oralfungus) | 58.41 | 97% | 2021-09-25 |
| 32455. | Andrew (yungwok) | 58.41 | 92% | 2017-03-10 |
| 32456. | Nitin (nitinfrnd5) | 58.41 | 97% | 2013-06-03 |
| 32457. | Umar (mumarkhan999) | 58.41 | 98% | 2019-01-21 |
| 32458. | Renee (adyso2) | 58.41 | 91% | 2016-03-21 |
| 32459. | Prasanto (brolly) | 58.41 | 94% | 2015-02-26 |
| 32460. | Bruh (hannibanani) | 58.40 | 95.3% | 2021-02-10 |
| 32461. | Matt (matalony) | 58.40 | 95% | 2022-10-07 |
| 32462. | tranman1118 (tranman1118) | 58.40 | 96% | 2020-01-13 |
| 32463. | Arnold (islap21hoes) | 58.40 | 96% | 2019-12-06 |
| 32464. | Rom (regularguy) | 58.40 | 91% | 2015-08-12 |
| 32465. | oanh (oanhnguyen89) | 58.40 | 91% | 2011-06-03 |
| 32466. | kaput (kaput) | 58.40 | — | 2009-03-17 |
| 32467. | T (trshuck_cm) | 58.39 | 96% | 2023-01-23 |
| 32468. | Quang (baoquanggogreen) | 58.39 | 98% | 2020-04-15 |
| 32469. | Imam Feri (imamferi) | 58.39 | 94% | 2013-04-04 |
| 32470. | Quidos (quidos) | 58.39 | 91% | 2017-02-25 |
| 32471. | Rudolph (dolph3) | 58.39 | 96% | 2014-06-25 |
| 32472. | Evan (unifella) | 58.38 | 96.6% | 2021-02-17 |
| 32473. | Kennyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... | 58.38 | 95% | 2012-04-11 |
| 32474. | Tuấn Vủ (tuanvu) | 58.38 | — | 2009-05-13 |
| 32475. | Nit (gambit123) | 58.38 | 97% | 2014-11-08 |
| 32476. | Yu Min (davidyumin) | 58.38 | 93% | 2015-02-25 |
| 32477. | aa (s0ggysocks) | 58.37 | 98% | 2021-10-02 |
| 32478. | Sunspots (sunspots) | 58.37 | 95% | 2012-11-14 |
| 32479. | Zhen (imzinzin) | 58.37 | 98% | 2021-02-22 |
| 32480. | Unanymous (iceman0bc) | 58.37 | 93% | 2014-03-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |