I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7976. | Natural Asian Hair (filipin... | 92.02 | 97% | 2025-11-18 |
| 7977. | Scorbutsale (scorbutsale) | 92.02 | 98.7% | 2024-12-30 |
| 7978. | Yusuf Tosun (haletefendi_ka... | 92.01 | 97% | 2026-01-30 |
| 7979. | Mechagodzilla (mechagodzilla) | 92.01 | 99% | 2022-07-15 |
| 7980. | Shady (shadyhippo) | 92.01 | 97% | 2025-07-10 |
| 7981. | Dylan (dyl0e) | 92.01 | 96% | 2021-09-19 |
| 7982. | artiq (truongio) | 92.01 | 97% | 2022-08-22 |
| 7983. | mellismacka (mellismacka) | 92.01 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| 7984. | Joe (shmooo) | 92.00 | 94% | 2021-08-13 |
| 7985. | TYPERACER (natem135) | 92.00 | 97% | 2021-10-24 |
| 7986. | Chris (clibonati) | 92.00 | 98% | 2018-11-06 |
| 7987. | Dang Hai (haidanghoang193) | 91.99 | 96% | 2022-07-08 |
| 7988. | AAARGH (statim) | 91.99 | 99% | 2021-11-08 |
| 7989. | RoY (roy_s) | 91.99 | 97% | 2023-03-02 |
| 7990. | Ⓐⓝⓣⓞⓝ (racingisaw... | 91.98 | 97% | 2022-06-09 |
| 7991. | Spadger (spadgerr) | 91.98 | 95% | 2017-07-09 |
| 7992. | Alex (agnst) | 91.97 | 98% | 2022-12-22 |
| 7993. | tran (tranhungtdh06) | 91.97 | 100% | 2026-02-06 |
| 7994. | Chris (dollarflipper) | 91.97 | 98% | 2017-06-15 |
| 7995. | Jay (jjplane) | 91.97 | 96% | 2017-04-01 |
| 7996. | Tom (tom_shipley) | 91.96 | 98% | 2025-10-12 |
| 7997. | Bella (bell519) | 91.96 | 98% | 2020-02-21 |
| 7998. | Secret (thefruityeddy) | 91.96 | 96% | 2018-12-15 |
| 7999. | TukangNgetik (joyzkrtz) | 91.95 | 97% | 2025-12-18 |
| 8000. | Azri (omgitsabc) | 91.95 | 97% | 2021-04-24 |
| 8001. | Earendil (ardamire) | 91.94 | 96% | 2025-06-26 |
| 8002. | yeeth (yeeth_) | 91.94 | 98% | 2022-02-09 |
| 8003. | mosab (mosabreda53) | 91.94 | 98% | 2022-09-30 |
| 8004. | Pär (plund) | 91.94 | 96.6% | 2023-08-31 |
| 8005. | hus 🧟 (hus_the_bus) | 91.94 | 95% | 2022-12-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |