Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2077. | (rhubarbo) | 79.38 | 98% | 2018-06-23 |
| 2078. | (wille_1) | 79.38 | 97% | 2020-07-07 |
| 2079. | (mike7483) | 79.36 | 99% | 2020-01-02 |
| 2080. | (nicolasrusso) | 79.35 | 95% | 2018-11-28 |
| 2081. | (patleitao) | 79.35 | 96% | 2018-01-27 |
| 2082. | (milindeo) | 79.34 | 96% | 2020-01-08 |
| 2083. | (tsaalex) | 79.33 | 97% | 2020-08-17 |
| 2084. | (gamgades) | 79.33 | 98% | 2020-10-30 |
| 2085. | Aayush (imqwerty) | 79.31 | 97% | 2019-04-27 |
| 2086. | (tebe7) | 79.30 | 96% | 2020-10-14 |
| 2087. | (tagit) | 79.29 | 95% | 2018-11-01 |
| 2088. | (silenceinlaughter) | 79.28 | 96% | 2020-04-12 |
| 2089. | Adam (dwindleflip) | 79.28 | 98% | 2018-08-01 |
| 2090. | Juan (unbilivavl) | 79.27 | 97% | 2020-10-02 |
| 2091. | Sweeter (sweetervanilla) | 79.27 | 98% | 2020-07-05 |
| 2092. | (xsinova) | 79.27 | 97% | 2017-12-07 |
| 2093. | (dogmouse) | 79.26 | 98% | 2020-03-25 |
| 2094. | (ssnhouston713) | 79.23 | 97% | 2018-01-09 |
| 2095. | (pepeworm_on_mech) | 79.22 | 95% | 2020-11-12 |
| 2096. | (toadietechnika) | 79.21 | 96% | 2018-11-27 |
| 2097. | tstats[yju98039] (yju98039) | 79.20 | 96% | 2020-12-14 |
| 2098. | sheep (theonesheep) | 79.20 | 96% | 2019-05-31 |
| 2099. | (paramone) | 79.19 | 95% | 2021-07-29 |
| 2100. | k (mc0sta) | 79.18 | 98% | 2020-03-30 |
| 2101. | (quickfingers69) | 79.18 | 97% | 2019-03-20 |
| 2102. | Denny (shizkr) | 79.18 | 99% | 2020-08-07 |
| 2103. | (thatgrilledcheesetho) | 79.17 | 96% | 2020-01-12 |
| 2104. | (datapointchris) | 79.17 | 98% | 2020-04-22 |
| 2105. | (sonnysixteen) | 79.17 | 99% | 2020-04-14 |
| 2106. | Rico (satoshi44) | 79.17 | 98% | 2017-12-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |