Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1427. | (niccster10) | 87.08 | 97% | 2019-05-07 |
| 1428. | (xlint) | 87.07 | 97% | 2017-09-10 |
| 1429. | (atas) | 87.07 | 97% | 2019-11-24 |
| 1430. | (yokyu) | 87.03 | 98% | 2019-06-07 |
| 1431. | (happysmileyz) | 87.00 | 97% | 2018-09-06 |
| 1432. | (icedgrave) | 86.99 | 97% | 2017-11-07 |
| 1433. | (zgreenspan) | 86.97 | 98% | 2017-11-12 |
| 1434. | (j0kerj4y) | 86.97 | 97% | 2019-11-07 |
| 1435. | (usrbin) | 86.96 | 95% | 2018-07-16 |
| 1436. | (kamikazecupcake) | 86.95 | 98% | 2018-05-30 |
| 1437. | (sasakii) | 86.94 | 97% | 2019-10-28 |
| 1438. | (dewdew7) | 86.93 | 98% | 2019-04-15 |
| 1439. | (mqtyper) | 86.92 | 97% | 2019-04-03 |
| 1440. | (aksharchrome) | 86.91 | 97% | 2018-05-13 |
| 1441. | (batyyr) | 86.89 | 98% | 2021-07-19 |
| 1442. | Andree (ntuanson97) | 86.89 | 97% | 2021-08-05 |
| 1443. | (dogmouse) | 86.86 | 98% | 2020-02-25 |
| 1444. | (krissimoney) | 86.84 | 96% | 2018-08-16 |
| 1445. | Adrian (adrianvn789) | 86.82 | 99% | 2021-08-17 |
| 1446. | (cptnarwhalrus) | 86.82 | 96% | 2018-03-21 |
| 1447. | (garrettmyler) | 86.81 | 99% | 2018-12-10 |
| 1448. | (y0g3) | 86.81 | 98% | 2020-01-09 |
| 1449. | (blue998) | 86.80 | 97% | 2019-01-03 |
| 1450. | (ratlover128) | 86.79 | 95% | 2018-05-18 |
| 1451. | (sjessop) | 86.79 | 96% | 2017-12-14 |
| 1452. | (ashleap) | 86.76 | 99% | 2019-01-03 |
| 1453. | (k3ack3r) | 86.75 | 98% | 2018-10-22 |
| 1454. | Khoa (lackhoa) | 86.74 | 97% | 2017-11-26 |
| 1455. | (dj2119) | 86.72 | 97% | 2018-06-29 |
| 1456. | (xmemestar420) | 86.72 | 96% | 2021-07-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |