As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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19934. | laurent (ajgad) | 60.69 | 94% | 2015-04-03 |
19935. | Mr. (doomfire) | 60.69 | 90% | 2015-12-24 |
19936. | JOJ (not2gud) | 60.68 | 95% | 2019-03-28 |
19937. | Novus (novus_203) | 60.67 | 96.8% | 2021-02-22 |
19938. | Yugi (yasr_colemak) | 60.67 | 94% | 2020-08-31 |
19939. | Nikhil (nikhilaii93) | 60.67 | 90% | 2015-08-28 |
19940. | Daniel (danielquiceno) | 60.67 | 94% | 2015-05-20 |
19941. | Polar (polar_6275) | 60.66 | 95% | 2021-12-16 |
19942. | Merey (abdu_m) | 60.66 | 95% | 2023-04-17 |
19943. | Kameron (kamray22) | 60.66 | 96% | 2017-11-02 |
19944. | DunDun (dundunbread) | 60.65 | 97% | 2022-03-18 |
19945. | Saket (saketraj) | 60.65 | 96% | 2022-04-14 |
19946. | Sky (happysky) | 60.65 | 95.6% | 2024-02-15 |
19947. | Krushna (krush111878) | 60.65 | 95% | 2022-03-27 |
19948. | Bra Steve (bra_steve) | 60.65 | 97% | 2020-10-22 |
19949. | Blank (sydale) | 60.65 | 95% | 2018-09-27 |
19950. | Haseeb (haseeb_fa) | 60.64 | 96% | 2020-09-06 |
19951. | ricky (ricky_saurav) | 60.64 | 93% | 2016-02-27 |
19952. | Osian (osian) | 60.64 | 94.2% | 2021-02-11 |
19953. | David (dave1188) | 60.64 | 96% | 2018-02-14 |
19954. | Ivan (elessarbre) | 60.64 | 98% | 2015-05-20 |
19955. | Brittany (doggyjunky) | 60.64 | 97% | 2016-11-09 |
19956. | Maddie (maddietessier) | 60.63 | 97% | 2024-02-17 |
19957. | Buba Dorj (dbuba99) | 60.63 | 96% | 2021-09-29 |
19958. | AK (thechalktopus) | 60.63 | 98% | 2023-09-20 |
19959. | Lucas (yzl427) | 60.63 | 89% | 2016-07-19 |
19960. | Jon (jonjcp) | 60.62 | 97% | 2022-07-11 |
19961. | Ashkan (ashkanmahdavi65) | 60.62 | 97% | 2020-07-21 |
19962. | Ingo (ingipingi12) | 60.62 | 97.3% | 2021-02-18 |
19963. | Nangi (nangi) | 60.62 | 95% | 2023-01-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |