The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12982. | Rahul (rahulganesh) | 83.39 | 99% | 2020-06-01 |
| 12983. | Daniel (stochastictinker) | 83.39 | 96% | 2015-01-02 |
| 12984. | Derek (konceptzofdeath) | 83.39 | 89% | 2011-05-04 |
| 12985. | Ian (petwoip) | 83.39 | 90% | 2013-08-02 |
| 12986. | Guts (noob_06) | 83.39 | 97% | 2017-07-10 |
| 12987. | Jimbo (harrian) | 83.39 | 93% | 2017-06-02 |
| 12988. | Veggie Fries (a6yearold) | 83.39 | 94% | 2016-03-23 |
| 12989. | stejhu (stejhu) | 83.38 | 92% | 2011-08-10 |
| 12990. | Dej (dejaylobs) | 83.38 | 95.3% | 2021-02-21 |
| 12991. | Mike (mike_121) | 83.37 | 97.9% | 2023-08-21 |
| 12992. | first time (toucher420lel) | 83.37 | 98% | 2019-04-26 |
| 12993. | ケニー (schnitzelbr0t) | 83.37 | 98% | 2021-12-04 |
| 12994. | Evan (zelliexhd) | 83.37 | 96% | 2022-01-30 |
| 12995. | jack (jackerdd) | 83.37 | 98% | 2022-01-09 |
| 12996. | Luke (lukedaduke24) | 83.37 | 91% | 2016-01-19 |
| 12997. | Luuk (luukdeman111) | 83.37 | 98% | 2019-07-04 |
| 12998. | mike (slowtype33) | 83.36 | 94.6% | 2023-10-31 |
| 12999. | Snorking (snorkingo) | 83.36 | 98% | 2023-04-15 |
| 13000. | someone (dontshy) | 83.36 | 96.7% | 2023-07-29 |
| 13001. | Holy (dogfobia) | 83.36 | 89% | 2016-03-13 |
| 13002. | Yet (yet1208) | 83.36 | 97.5% | 2023-06-25 |
| 13003. | AimSpy (aimspy) | 83.36 | 98% | 2022-11-15 |
| 13004. | Dont (harhar) | 83.36 | — | 2008-10-31 |
| 13005. | Brandon (bradenpatoni) | 83.36 | 98% | 2020-12-05 |
| 13006. | Wael (wael) | 83.36 | — | 2010-05-14 |
| 13007. | Dr (roman736) | 83.36 | 93% | 2014-01-13 |
| 13008. | mel (merlynmanoj) | 83.35 | 97% | 2022-05-01 |
| 13009. | garry (ganesh1998) | 83.35 | 97% | 2022-01-04 |
| 13010. | Ilja (iljan) | 83.35 | 93% | 2013-10-26 |
| 13011. | Trekkin (tarbor) | 83.35 | 96% | 2016-11-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |