The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11087. | S (swert) | 86.99 | 99% | 2022-12-19 |
| 11088. | Cole (starro747) | 86.99 | 98% | 2020-02-26 |
| 11089. | Việt Hùng (minkate) | 86.99 | 97% | 2011-10-30 |
| 11090. | Phillip (littlebigphil) | 86.99 | 93% | 2016-02-27 |
| 11091. | Luis (lmorales) | 86.98 | 98% | 2021-11-03 |
| 11092. | Hadi (alcatroz) | 86.98 | 96% | 2021-08-28 |
| 11093. | Josh (castnightwolf) | 86.98 | 92% | 2014-04-04 |
| 11094. | Cornelius (salibzz) | 86.98 | 98% | 2022-11-09 |
| 11095. | Vishal (v_pandit) | 86.98 | 95% | 2011-11-05 |
| 11096. | 6hwh6 (6hwh6) | 86.97 | 97% | 2021-07-05 |
| 11097. | Sameer (sameer_2) | 86.97 | 96.6% | 2021-02-23 |
| 11098. | Jimmy (mangaguy) | 86.97 | 96% | 2016-02-21 |
| 11099. | Murker90 (qwertypad) | 86.97 | — | 2011-01-25 |
| 11100. | Khoa (lackhoa) | 86.97 | 91% | 2017-04-13 |
| 11101. | Elias (eliasdorneles) | 86.97 | 95% | 2012-03-18 |
| 11102. | arch (archdemonwolf8) | 86.97 | 95% | 2013-03-08 |
| 11103. | Troy (dogepowers) | 86.96 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 11104. | Tamber (tamber_laptop) | 86.96 | — | 2010-01-15 |
| 11105. | Matthew (pencilboy2) | 86.96 | — | 2010-10-10 |
| 11106. | Johnny (ouzelum) | 86.96 | 98% | 2011-06-23 |
| 11107. | corey (coreysuter) | 86.96 | — | 2010-04-08 |
| 11108. | typo_racer (haffe) | 86.95 | 97% | 2023-01-01 |
| 11109. | Mark (redblacktiger) | 86.95 | 97% | 2022-05-09 |
| 11110. | Jeremy (cutecup) | 86.95 | 98% | 2022-11-27 |
| 11111. | Adrian (xqzmee20) | 86.95 | 97% | 2021-05-14 |
| 11112. | 👺Wainie san (wxia) | 86.95 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 11113. | WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW... | 86.95 | 97% | 2020-09-11 |
| 11114. | Ethan (prohibitable) | 86.95 | 97% | 2018-09-28 |
| 11115. | Yosapol (eji4h) | 86.94 | 98% | 2016-01-22 |
| 11116. | Andrew (themexicantac0) | 86.94 | 96% | 2017-02-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |