I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9694. | SpeedCubeMan (speedcubeman) | 87.51 | 98.5% | 2024-04-07 |
| 9695. | Samantha (sehodge18) | 87.51 | 97% | 2022-05-12 |
| 9696. | Jordan (jordan_speedy_hands) | 87.51 | 97% | 2025-11-21 |
| 9697. | SnakeTwix (snaketwix) | 87.51 | 95% | 2021-09-09 |
| 9698. | Cullen (grayhd) | 87.51 | 98% | 2018-08-08 |
| 9699. | ilovefilos (vux001) | 87.50 | 97% | 2025-10-15 |
| 9700. | Nicholas (nkt8256) | 87.50 | 97.4% | 2023-06-07 |
| 9701. | Alex (alexdf54) | 87.50 | 97% | 2024-04-19 |
| 9702. | crytl (crytl) | 87.50 | 95% | 2022-05-03 |
| 9703. | ^-^ (monte123) | 87.50 | 96% | 2016-03-23 |
| 9704. | Noah (apzllo) | 87.50 | 95% | 2018-11-23 |
| 9705. | Jade Vincent (jadvincent) | 87.50 | 97% | 2017-07-08 |
| 9706. | V (vvww) | 87.49 | 97.3% | 2023-10-23 |
| 9707. | Mike (chuangman) | 87.49 | 96% | 2017-12-26 |
| 9708. | Ian (cacapizon) | 87.49 | 91% | 2016-11-21 |
| 9709. | kekto (theslavemaster) | 87.49 | 98% | 2016-07-19 |
| 9710. | neverminze (neverm1nze) | 87.48 | 97.9% | 2023-10-17 |
| 9711. | jason (thatsniceman) | 87.48 | 97% | 2021-07-18 |
| 9712. | Timothy (adral) | 87.48 | 99% | 2023-02-20 |
| 9713. | PKRZ Bright Red Hats (doesi... | 87.48 | 93% | 2015-05-10 |
| 9714. | joelromero012415@yahoo.com.... | 87.48 | 99% | 2015-06-28 |
| 9715. | Mashrur (mashrurhossain) | 87.47 | 95.8% | 2024-03-24 |
| 9716. | Ethan (ethanjb98) | 87.47 | 98% | 2021-04-05 |
| 9717. | Avi (_flv) | 87.47 | 99% | 2018-03-18 |
| 9718. | Gabe (iambad165) | 87.46 | 96% | 2025-07-29 |
| 9719. | DNF (lam4nk) | 87.46 | 96.5% | 2023-10-28 |
| 9720. | Herlian (herlianzhang) | 87.46 | 98% | 2021-02-25 |
| 9721. | [jtucci] (jtucci) | 87.46 | 97% | 2022-10-18 |
| 9722. | Ibnu (ibenusina) | 87.46 | 98% | 2020-11-30 |
| 9723. | Richard (rhendrick82989) | 87.46 | 96% | 2015-07-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |