So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7765. | James (jbrayfl) | 90.96 | 99% | 2018-12-11 |
| 7766. | Shannon (shannon8605) | 90.96 | 96% | 2012-02-12 |
| 7767. | omegadeath88 (omegadeath88) | 90.95 | 98% | 2017-07-18 |
| 7768. | Justin (feryll) | 90.95 | 94% | 2013-08-05 |
| 7769. | Connor (c42855) | 90.94 | 98% | 2019-01-23 |
| 7770. | Qly (ariqly) | 90.93 | 98% | 2022-05-27 |
| 7771. | Jean (orangedrum) | 90.93 | 99% | 2022-03-22 |
| 7772. | Daniel (mitchell10123) | 90.93 | 97% | 2020-08-22 |
| 7773. | Courtney (pickels712) | 90.93 | 98% | 2015-05-07 |
| 7774. | ( ¬‿¬) ( ಠ_ಠ) (... | 90.93 | 98% | 2021-03-17 |
| 7775. | Priyank (priyankablaze) | 90.93 | 94% | 2011-05-18 |
| 7776. | Uncreative (uncreatively) | 90.93 | 94% | 2013-08-18 |
| 7777. | Egyptian (egyptianlion) | 90.92 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
| 7778. | heclord (heclord) | 90.92 | 98% | 2022-11-24 |
| 7779. | Hieu (mylenploa) | 90.92 | 97% | 2012-06-18 |
| 7780. | Chad (peachey22) | 90.92 | 98% | 2016-08-17 |
| 7781. | Swift (swiftens) | 90.91 | 96.8% | 2023-08-12 |
| 7782. | Miles (eightmiles27) | 90.91 | 98% | 2022-12-25 |
| 7783. | n8 (ttensu) | 90.91 | 97% | 2023-01-18 |
| 7784. | PKRZ Bright Red Hats (doesi... | 90.91 | 98% | 2020-07-20 |
| 7785. | ตาแดง (pitagorus) | 90.90 | 100% | 2014-09-11 |
| 7786. | Gilbert (gibe) | 90.90 | — | 2010-11-04 |
| 7787. | nonquit! (vaurd) | 90.89 | 97% | 2020-03-18 |
| 7788. | Devin (wahtoozie) | 90.89 | 81% | 2016-11-03 |
| 7789. | Flame (panutadk) | 90.89 | 97% | 2021-12-24 |
| 7790. | Misha (ladyvander) | 90.89 | 98% | 2021-12-15 |
| 7791. | lunalululu (lunalululu) | 90.89 | 99% | 2022-07-13 |
| 7792. | Tyler (tjang) | 90.89 | 98% | 2019-05-14 |
| 7793. | T (tcubesak) | 90.89 | 96% | 2017-11-04 |
| 7794. | Triggerfingers (quicktrigge... | 90.88 | 98% | 2019-10-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |