The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11796. | ali (quali_) | 96.88 | 100% | 2023-10-22 |
| 11797. | https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXc... | 96.88 | 97% | 2020-08-19 |
| 11798. | soorena (soorena) | 96.88 | 99% | 2013-04-27 |
| 11799. | ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘ (potato321) | 96.88 | 97% | 2016-01-06 |
| 11800. | Steve (stever) | 96.88 | — | 2008-09-03 |
| 11801. | Vash (princeclaude) | 96.86 | 97% | 2022-08-30 |
| 11802. | Shea (shea378) | 96.86 | 99% | 2023-06-28 |
| 11803. | Colemak (half_as_fizzy) | 96.86 | 97% | 2022-11-20 |
| 11804. | Gustave (gustave_d) | 96.86 | 98% | 2013-12-13 |
| 11805. | Titus (dsouzatitus) | 96.86 | — | 2010-06-30 |
| 11806. | su (susuhiepsi) | 96.86 | — | 2010-05-13 |
| 11807. | Uros (uroskrunic) | 96.86 | 100% | 2015-04-28 |
| 11808. | Miko (kimonoso) | 96.86 | 98% | 2013-04-13 |
| 11809. | . (evanisme) | 96.86 | 99% | 2016-09-18 |
| 11810. | tstats[daball] (daball) | 96.86 | 97% | 2018-12-04 |
| 11811. | CHRISTIAN (chris7ka) | 96.86 | 97% | 2021-07-26 |
| 11812. | Shaun (sharkbasket) | 96.85 | 97% | 2015-08-10 |
| 11813. | BakesChamp (bakes1223) | 96.85 | 96% | 2021-12-29 |
| 11814. | Shortbread (bs000) | 96.85 | 98% | 2014-10-29 |
| 11815. | Dwat (dwat13) | 96.85 | 98% | 2018-01-26 |
| 11816. | Deniz (hardlyz) | 96.85 | 98% | 2013-04-29 |
| 11817. | The Big Box (doctorsaywhat) | 96.85 | 98% | 2011-12-13 |
| 11818. | Jesse (mrjesse) | 96.84 | 99% | 2014-01-30 |
| 11819. | Eduardo (purplehaha) | 96.84 | 97% | 2019-09-29 |
| 11820. | Daniel (dal234) | 96.83 | 99% | 2018-02-20 |
| 11821. | David (klassmagicer17) | 96.83 | 99.3% | 2021-02-02 |
| 11822. | Tan (tnguyen92) | 96.83 | 98% | 2020-03-04 |
| 11823. | Jakey (yomantos) | 96.83 | 94% | 2013-11-02 |
| 11824. | Minje (minje12) | 96.83 | 92% | 2016-12-30 |
| 11825. | ☯ (4afe) | 96.83 | 95% | 2018-12-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |