I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5471. | 🐉ΛⱣṪḭẌ🐉 (ahora) | 100.98 | 98% | 2017-12-08 |
| 5472. | sync__w (sync__w) | 100.97 | 97% | 2022-05-05 |
| 5473. | bakr (_bakr) | 100.97 | 97% | 2023-03-19 |
| 5474. | Sabari (sabari314) | 100.97 | 99% | 2024-09-18 |
| 5475. | Bob (sydre2) | 100.97 | 99% | 2021-09-15 |
| 5476. | Atif (atif_zaheer) | 100.96 | 98% | 2021-04-18 |
| 5477. | dogtor (dogtor) | 100.96 | 98% | 2021-07-04 |
| 5478. | Arnelle (arnellebalane) | 100.96 | 97% | 2017-09-02 |
| 5479. | Dodo (dangerousdodo) | 100.95 | 98% | 2022-11-23 |
| 5480. | sonderr (battery_sr) | 100.95 | 96% | 2020-04-07 |
| 5481. | Parker (pg191919) | 100.94 | 98% | 2023-05-25 |
| 5482. | discountjeans (discountjean... | 100.94 | 97.7% | 2025-02-18 |
| 5483. | Charlie (coldwarkiddos) | 100.94 | 97% | 2020-11-29 |
| 5484. | Andre (andreangelo) | 100.94 | 98% | 2018-12-01 |
| 5485. | Filip (filip_bouska) | 100.92 | 99% | 2019-12-31 |
| 5486. | masterjabzz25 (masterjabzz25) | 100.92 | 96.5% | 2023-09-15 |
| 5487. | Suzaku (suzakucrono) | 100.91 | 98.7% | 2024-02-03 |
| 5488. | H (docsattar) | 100.91 | 98% | 2020-07-20 |
| 5489. | r (slowfoiler) | 100.90 | 98% | 2022-03-15 |
| 5490. | tstats[ eivlgen] (eivlgen) | 100.90 | 97% | 2025-08-22 |
| 5491. | Baz (bazzykrunkz) | 100.90 | 97% | 2020-04-28 |
| 5492. | 🍉Palestine🍉 (read_pal... | 100.89 | 97.5% | 2024-06-25 |
| 5493. | Real (slendymale) | 100.89 | 98% | 2022-09-17 |
| 5494. | Sophia (sophia2020) | 100.89 | 98% | 2022-12-19 |
| 5495. | Hiep (dutahi) | 100.88 | 99.7% | 2024-07-13 |
| 5496. | RoY (roy_s) | 100.87 | 97.8% | 2024-08-24 |
| 5497. | aorer (aorer) | 100.87 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
| 5498. | Lőrinc (mbalazs) | 100.87 | 98% | 2021-05-14 |
| 5499. | Petter (dvex) | 100.87 | 98% | 2017-10-03 |
| 5500. | i am (iamgod4478) | 100.86 | 97.5% | 2024-11-07 |
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| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |