The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8281. | Mirth (forswear) | 105.00 | 97% | 2013-04-17 |
| 8282. | Ryan (rhinojc) | 105.00 | 97% | 2017-03-16 |
| 8283. | safetyfirst (ew221_) | 105.00 | 98% | 2016-05-19 |
| 8284. | Hazem (hazemhmh) | 104.99 | 97.4% | 2023-07-13 |
| 8285. | Andrew (noobhunter) | 104.99 | 97% | 2019-03-05 |
| 8286. | gian (diggee) | 104.99 | 92% | 2011-09-21 |
| 8287. | Silva (silvastein) | 104.99 | 94% | 2016-04-24 |
| 8288. | Amber (arussell22) | 104.99 | — | 2009-03-29 |
| 8289. | Jason (falminfingaz) | 104.98 | 97% | 2016-02-12 |
| 8290. | Shayne (shayneacasio) | 104.98 | 96.2% | 2023-07-03 |
| 8291. | Jix (scug) | 104.98 | 97% | 2015-02-17 |
| 8292. | Jeeoh (son_ofwind) | 104.98 | 99% | 2017-06-13 |
| 8293. | Ludvig (luddez1) | 104.98 | 97% | 2023-01-25 |
| 8294. | Jay (jtyamada) | 104.98 | — | 2010-08-14 |
| 8295. | Vikki (vinka) | 104.97 | — | 2011-01-21 |
| 8296. | Dudon (2fat2type2day) | 104.97 | — | 2009-12-29 |
| 8297. | Jose Manuel (slowmanl0l) | 104.96 | 99% | 2022-03-18 |
| 8298. | Ryan (kira39) | 104.96 | 98% | 2018-04-11 |
| 8299. | SMGH (sirmrguy) | 104.96 | 97% | 2022-10-04 |
| 8300. | Carl (doc283) | 104.96 | 97% | 2022-04-07 |
| 8301. | Rendi (rendi_touchtype) | 104.96 | 97% | 2022-06-11 |
| 8302. | Avery (averybrazen) | 104.96 | 90% | 2014-07-27 |
| 8303. | Lucy (lavenderose) | 104.95 | 97% | 2022-12-01 |
| 8304. | Dantinyk (dantinyk) | 104.95 | 99% | 2021-05-06 |
| 8305. | Robert (stantor) | 104.95 | 96% | 2021-02-21 |
| 8306. | Korbin (korbinmartin) | 104.95 | 96% | 2021-02-23 |
| 8307. | Chieh (leejaypiqq) | 104.95 | 100% | 2016-12-08 |
| 8308. | Tang (johnsonbaby) | 104.95 | — | 2011-03-30 |
| 8309. | Patryk (patrickmauser) | 104.94 | 99% | 2022-09-13 |
| 8310. | Milk (milktea) | 104.94 | — | 2008-10-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |