The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10303. | (naxumi) | 88.22 | 96% | 2021-10-18 |
| 10304. | (nounontoi) | 88.22 | 97% | 2022-12-03 |
| 10305. | Walter (kair0z) | 88.22 | 98% | 2018-12-21 |
| 10306. | (xxdeathcorexx) | 88.22 | 93% | 2013-01-02 |
| 10307. | (shredsauce) | 88.22 | 97% | 2014-11-04 |
| 10308. | David (gs3000) | 88.22 | 89% | 2013-12-10 |
| 10309. | Gaurav (gaurav_38) | 88.21 | 97% | 2021-11-13 |
| 10310. | SnIPeR (osnipero) | 88.21 | 97% | 2018-07-08 |
| 10311. | (mordraug) | 88.21 | 95% | 2016-08-13 |
| 10312. | (isyqozz512) | 88.21 | 98.3% | 2023-10-31 |
| 10313. | (zarfynn) | 88.21 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
| 10314. | Marvin (buscar) | 88.21 | — | 2009-06-27 |
| 10315. | Nikub (nikub) | 88.20 | 98% | 2020-04-26 |
| 10316. | (oyyajojoj) | 88.20 | 96% | 2011-09-06 |
| 10317. | (homerjs) | 88.20 | — | 2008-09-26 |
| 10318. | (simonrosenqvist) | 88.20 | 97% | 2011-09-16 |
| 10319. | (pulsation) | 88.19 | 99% | 2023-01-23 |
| 10320. | ja (jachan99) | 88.19 | 99.5% | 2021-02-13 |
| 10321. | Duc Anh (doc1997) | 88.19 | 97% | 2021-08-16 |
| 10322. | asşlkegjaşslkrejg (nervana) | 88.19 | 97% | 2020-09-05 |
| 10323. | (loljkgo) | 88.19 | 97% | 2017-09-19 |
| 10324. | (helvetica) | 88.19 | 93% | 2016-03-29 |
| 10325. | Ritchie (w00tness) | 88.19 | — | 2010-04-16 |
| 10326. | Krishen (krishenn) | 88.18 | 97.9% | 2023-07-13 |
| 10327. | (beanerbag) | 88.18 | 97% | 2013-06-20 |
| 10328. | (sjmeier) | 88.18 | 97% | 2021-07-12 |
| 10329. | (ruigi) | 88.18 | — | 2009-01-19 |
| 10330. | twitch.tv/dudeuter (dudeuter) | 88.18 | 92% | 2016-07-30 |
| 10331. | (nail99) | 88.17 | 97% | 2022-07-07 |
| 10332. | (the_conquerer) | 88.17 | 98% | 2020-10-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |