So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10161. | Victor (tohorvic) | 85.23 | 97% | 2019-09-26 |
| 10162. | Andrea (andrea16z) | 85.23 | — | 2009-09-18 |
| 10163. | Uttam (uttamkhanal) | 85.22 | 95% | 2022-04-16 |
| 10164. | Kyle (kuronkuu) | 85.22 | 96% | 2022-04-05 |
| 10165. | Teddy (deimondb) | 85.22 | 98% | 2014-06-10 |
| 10166. | Coasterface (coasterface) | 85.22 | 96% | 2013-09-16 |
| 10167. | Miranda (moonlight88) | 85.21 | 99% | 2019-02-12 |
| 10168. | Brent (avoc17) | 85.21 | 96% | 2021-03-14 |
| 10169. | Nick (niickgeo) | 85.21 | 97% | 2020-12-18 |
| 10170. | Ryan (rhinojc) | 85.21 | 98% | 2017-03-19 |
| 10171. | timefaker (timeassassin) | 85.20 | 98% | 2022-05-20 |
| 10172. | Andrej (demonlish) | 85.20 | 96% | 2019-05-23 |
| 10173. | Corn Philips (cornphilips) | 85.19 | 97.5% | 2023-09-07 |
| 10174. | Zaifix (zaifix) | 85.19 | 97% | 2019-03-06 |
| 10175. | Those were the days (mrlust) | 85.19 | 94.9% | 2023-07-25 |
| 10176. | The (thedecider) | 85.19 | 98% | 2016-03-01 |
| 10177. | Harald (updatin) | 85.18 | 96.5% | 2023-07-16 |
| 10178. | Jojuh (shojubruh) | 85.18 | 97% | 2021-12-13 |
| 10179. | Brandon (bqn0309) | 85.18 | 96% | 2021-06-21 |
| 10180. | Mathew (dna44) | 85.18 | 92% | 2014-05-19 |
| 10181. | tbodt (tbodt) | 85.18 | 90% | 2017-02-19 |
| 10182. | Klaus (klaus) | 85.18 | — | 2008-12-07 |
| 10183. | Ding (hotline_ding) | 85.17 | 96% | 2020-03-31 |
| 10184. | Maidenless (bigguy12) | 85.17 | 95% | 2021-12-31 |
| 10185. | G (squasy) | 85.17 | 98% | 2021-11-08 |
| 10186. | relak (nxthann) | 85.17 | 96% | 2023-05-31 |
| 10187. | n (vituperative1) | 85.17 | 95% | 2020-04-29 |
| 10188. | Augheer (augheer) | 85.17 | 96% | 2016-09-14 |
| 10189. | Tony (xmlxknight) | 85.17 | 97% | 2011-10-11 |
| 10190. | v-tec (vtec_kicked_in) | 85.16 | 97% | 2015-09-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |