As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7836. | Shamil (shamil_98) | 88.94 | 95% | 2015-10-29 |
7837. | Joschka (derotanim) | 88.93 | 97% | 2024-11-13 |
7838. | Seth (seth9841) | 88.93 | 92% | 2016-05-06 |
7839. | Rip - Meech (bblgod) | 88.93 | 96.5% | 2023-07-18 |
7840. | - (waynelin14) | 88.92 | 94% | 2015-09-04 |
7841. | Yasarkadata (yasarkadata) | 88.92 | 97% | 2024-04-08 |
7842. | Ricky (istartyper) | 88.92 | 85% | 2017-03-12 |
7843. | Vivek (vivekvc) | 88.92 | 96% | 2023-09-01 |
7844. | Jae (jaepark) | 88.91 | 98% | 2017-10-27 |
7845. | Dark (dark_byte) | 88.91 | 97% | 2021-12-06 |
7846. | TimApple (dualofdualisprimal) | 88.90 | 98% | 2016-04-27 |
7847. | fatality (anurag9911) | 88.90 | 98.2% | 2025-04-07 |
7848. | Shahil Suresh (roylar_range... | 88.90 | 96% | 2023-03-04 |
7849. | Florian (jordanbelfort) | 88.90 | 98.6% | 2023-11-11 |
7850. | callum (changetowumbo) | 88.90 | 95% | 2017-01-07 |
7851. | Chase (xzenergy) | 88.90 | 97% | 2016-06-07 |
7852. | Julia (julezreid) | 88.89 | 97% | 2022-04-06 |
7853. | DuhMarquis (dmy3) | 88.89 | 97% | 2022-08-19 |
7854. | yoshi (yoshifukui) | 88.88 | 97.8% | 2025-04-02 |
7855. | tryingtoimprove (nepalikto) | 88.88 | 98% | 2024-01-09 |
7856. | Sam (qroshi) | 88.88 | 97.2% | 2024-01-13 |
7857. | Nathaniel (natnnat) | 88.88 | 98% | 2022-07-08 |
7858. | Sal-Kal (sal_kal) | 88.88 | 98% | 2021-11-30 |
7859. | Cameron (cameronkr) | 88.88 | 98% | 2017-08-10 |
7860. | Felipe (aresius) | 88.88 | 100% | 2019-03-17 |
7861. | Stephan (shadwgod) | 88.88 | 99% | 2021-12-25 |
7862. | James (ryyuu) | 88.86 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
7863. | Jared (varmitz1) | 88.86 | 98% | 2022-01-23 |
7864. | prashik0 (prashik0) | 88.86 | 98.2% | 2024-11-26 |
7865. | profrog (profrog) | 88.86 | 98% | 2016-01-29 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |