What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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1027. | SUNZ (sunzarock) | 88.57 | 97% | 2019-02-13 |
1028. | Liam (blayz) | 88.53 | 97% | 2018-02-10 |
1029. | Ricardo (riscadoa) | 88.51 | 95% | 2020-12-08 |
1030. | tstats[jacktheboy211] (jack... | 88.51 | 96% | 2020-08-12 |
1031. | Harvie (harviiep) | 88.48 | 97% | 2020-07-03 |
1032. | rilee_h443 (rilee_h443) | 88.47 | 95% | 2020-04-19 |
1033. | Yi-Szen (smurfii) | 88.45 | 98% | 2020-09-29 |
1034. | Ultima (flasherx) | 88.44 | 96% | 2018-04-09 |
1035. | Daniel (doctorfm3) | 88.43 | 95% | 2019-08-14 |
1036. | Goldyray (n0ntoxic) | 88.43 | 98% | 2019-03-08 |
1037. | -___Sailing_ (chesu) | 88.42 | 97% | 2020-06-15 |
1038. | Rai (fisheko) | 88.42 | 98% | 2020-03-25 |
1039. | csgo (professorxwing) | 88.41 | 95% | 2020-11-16 |
1040. | Niamh (crystalniamh) | 88.40 | 98% | 2018-05-15 |
1041. | jol (some_panda) | 88.40 | 98% | 2020-09-30 |
1042. | Loser (dmred49) | 88.39 | 98% | 2019-12-09 |
1043. | Andrew (zengwendian) | 88.33 | 97% | 2020-11-24 |
1044. | Ted (foxden) | 88.33 | 97% | 2019-02-25 |
1045. | Daniel (d_nny) | 88.30 | 96% | 2020-02-06 |
1046. | Luke (skulluk) | 88.27 | 97% | 2019-02-15 |
1047. | natalie (natannelie) | 88.26 | 96% | 2019-08-29 |
1048. | khanh (lenguyenkhanh) | 88.26 | 99% | 2020-08-24 |
1049. | yuhaocooper (yuhaocooper) | 88.24 | 99% | 2017-12-18 |
1050. | Duck (ducktyperacer) | 88.23 | 99% | 2018-12-30 |
1051. | Ahead of you (wadehuangjr) | 88.22 | 99% | 2020-12-17 |
1052. | Imam (imhidayat) | 88.19 | 96% | 2020-08-29 |
1053. | a (xysios) | 88.18 | 96% | 2019-03-14 |
1054. | erayser (erayser) | 88.17 | 97% | 2019-04-08 |
1055. | Jeffrey (jophee) | 88.17 | 97% | 2019-02-28 |
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