Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26076. | Jehangir (jehangirkhanafridi) | 59.46 | 97% | 2019-11-22 |
| 26077. | Plata O Plomo? (mylifeforne... | 59.46 | 92% | 2016-11-09 |
| 26078. | Alden (aldendino) | 59.45 | 93% | 2015-06-30 |
| 26079. | Eleh (eleh) | 59.45 | 89% | 2014-03-11 |
| 26080. | Viktor (blipp) | 59.45 | 97% | 2017-09-28 |
| 26081. | Joe (tekno_viking) | 59.45 | 96% | 2015-08-14 |
| 26082. | Randolf (vampire16) | 59.44 | 88% | 2013-04-29 |
| 26083. | Stanley (shidanley) | 59.44 | 96% | 2020-11-01 |
| 26084. | Han-Yi (Robert) (robert13224) | 59.44 | 97% | 2022-03-04 |
| 26085. | Đạt (yatshukamurabuff) | 59.43 | 96% | 2014-11-06 |
| 26086. | Vicente (vicenteteo) | 59.43 | 100% | 2018-04-18 |
| 26087. | Brando (kingozymandias2) | 59.43 | 97% | 2016-10-23 |
| 26088. | Uriel (avensky) | 59.43 | 94% | 2016-01-22 |
| 26089. | Adam (triazo) | 59.43 | 91% | 2013-05-23 |
| 26090. | Dipesh (dipeshm77) | 59.43 | 98% | 2019-09-27 |
| 26091. | Tom (speedor) | 59.43 | 95% | 2018-03-09 |
| 26092. | Elibay (elibay98) | 59.42 | 96% | 2017-11-21 |
| 26093. | Marc (hoipiepeloi) | 59.42 | 94% | 2013-04-29 |
| 26094. | laiq (laiqahmad) | 59.42 | 94% | 2013-03-15 |
| 26095. | Devin (dmkbills) | 59.42 | 91% | 2012-10-22 |
| 26096. | Alex (alexnoone) | 59.42 | 97% | 2020-08-06 |
| 26097. | Manu (anghost) | 59.42 | 97% | 2015-11-25 |
| 26098. | Mahdi (downtosky) | 59.41 | 96% | 2016-09-03 |
| 26099. | Vu Tien (dung_ngoi_yen_7) | 59.41 | 89% | 2015-11-19 |
| 26100. | sokkhai (sokkhai@hotmail.com) | 59.41 | 91% | 2011-11-24 |
| 26101. | Sagar (terminator) | 59.41 | — | 2008-08-28 |
| 26102. | ǝɔᴉnɾ (sportsman98) | 59.41 | 89% | 2015-12-14 |
| 26103. | Ankit (ankyizhere) | 59.41 | 97% | 2018-06-01 |
| 26104. | Sankar(Ind) (sankar007) | 59.41 | 98% | 2014-07-26 |
| 26105. | M (th641) | 59.41 | 95% | 2020-12-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |