As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7350. | Marek (ksydry_nt_pbt) | 90.21 | 95% | 2017-05-10 |
7351. | Elliot Marklund (helikopetr... | 90.20 | 97.6% | 2025-02-09 |
7352. | lakies (lakies) | 90.20 | 98.6% | 2025-04-25 |
7353. | Harrius (harrius) | 90.20 | 98% | 2020-09-13 |
7354. | Ivan (ivantse) | 90.19 | 96% | 2016-05-01 |
7355. | chonk (gooseiman) | 90.19 | 98% | 2022-02-27 |
7356. | pablo (druglord) | 90.19 | 98% | 2021-05-09 |
7357. | Swiftfyre (msbukkuri) | 90.18 | 96.7% | 2024-03-11 |
7358. | Myron (myronronron) | 90.17 | 89% | 2017-02-14 |
7359. | huzzyboii (huzzyboii) | 90.17 | 97% | 2023-06-11 |
7360. | 14newacc3 (keys02) | 90.17 | 97% | 2022-12-16 |
7361. | unnamed (unnamedflower) | 90.17 | 98% | 2021-11-30 |
7362. | Shelby (typo5) | 90.17 | 98% | 2021-12-07 |
7363. | Pandafu (pandafu) | 90.17 | 98% | 2016-02-04 |
7364. | Fred (fredfrettson) | 90.16 | 99% | 2016-11-30 |
7365. | Adrian (adrianvn789) | 90.16 | 98% | 2021-07-21 |
7366. | noksen (noksen) | 90.15 | 98% | 2022-05-02 |
7367. | Emma (embunde7) | 90.15 | 98% | 2022-01-08 |
7368. | Calrew (calrew) | 90.15 | 98% | 2021-02-17 |
7369. | mattfus (mattfus2) | 90.15 | 99% | 2021-04-09 |
7370. | Sonny (sonson88) | 90.15 | 97% | 2017-07-29 |
7371. | Jason (epiking) | 90.15 | 98% | 2018-10-12 |
7372. | Squid (dmeadows87) | 90.15 | 94% | 2017-03-19 |
7373. | Selena (selena2fast4u) | 90.14 | 98.4% | 2025-01-19 |
7374. | Sonny (j3dmosly) | 90.14 | 99% | 2018-04-26 |
7375. | Spyros (soulis) | 90.14 | 98% | 2015-05-20 |
7376. | Autumn (simplesimp) | 90.13 | 99% | 2020-07-11 |
7377. | Chronical (chronical_v) | 90.13 | 94% | 2016-06-07 |
7378. | Pavel (partypavel) | 90.12 | 98% | 2022-06-16 |
7379. | Dumpleee (dumpleee) | 90.12 | 96% | 2025-05-20 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |