So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10566. | Justin (pwee_tee_ef_owe) | 84.53 | 96% | 2014-12-09 |
| 10567. | Typo (fingooli) | 84.53 | 96% | 2015-09-12 |
| 10568. | Bala (balawastaken) | 84.52 | 95% | 2022-02-23 |
| 10569. | tstats[sweetapple6911] (swe... | 84.52 | 97.9% | 2023-10-08 |
| 10570. | Reaching (breakingpoint1) | 84.52 | 96.3% | 2023-10-31 |
| 10571. | Wen (wenhaohello) | 84.52 | 94% | 2014-06-18 |
| 10572. | Ahmet (imamocrat) | 84.51 | 95.7% | 2023-06-08 |
| 10573. | Rounak (rouvai) | 84.51 | 97% | 2022-07-04 |
| 10574. | (bicycleman) | 84.51 | 98% | 2021-09-07 |
| 10575. | Mihovil (mladabobica) | 84.51 | 97% | 2021-09-19 |
| 10576. | Mat (spanthyx) | 84.51 | 98% | 2022-03-18 |
| 10577. | Jon (jonc5201) | 84.51 | 97% | 2022-05-24 |
| 10578. | Ian (iantilp) | 84.51 | 97% | 2014-08-27 |
| 10579. | Matthew (mattpeles) | 84.50 | 96% | 2017-06-05 |
| 10580. | Rahmat (berzkuy) | 84.50 | 97% | 2023-06-23 |
| 10581. | Zachary (dahaak) | 84.50 | 97% | 2013-06-27 |
| 10582. | Ronarch (ronarch) | 84.49 | 100% | 2018-12-30 |
| 10583. | Ara Ara (vinhwiu) | 84.49 | 97.5% | 2023-10-22 |
| 10584. | John (goodezt_doggo) | 84.49 | 97% | 2021-01-09 |
| 10585. | Ian (mellowish) | 84.49 | 96% | 2020-10-05 |
| 10586. | Daniel (dmdque) | 84.49 | 94% | 2016-02-20 |
| 10587. | Sumit Prasad (beyonderr) | 84.48 | 98.5% | 2023-05-21 |
| 10588. | (◍•ᴗ•◍) (ibi4645) | 84.48 | 98% | 2022-11-13 |
| 10589. | Lan (bubbleangel33) | 84.48 | 94% | 2015-12-22 |
| 10590. | MNL48 Frances DieHardSuppor... | 84.48 | 98% | 2021-04-12 |
| 10591. | Jeld (jeld) | 84.48 | 99% | 2016-09-15 |
| 10592. | unban me from the discord (... | 84.48 | 96% | 2019-03-09 |
| 10593. | Joao (tbkih) | 84.48 | — | 2010-07-20 |
| 10594. | Sora (soralimit) | 84.47 | 95% | 2015-01-25 |
| 10595. | Morsbøl (morsboel) | 84.47 | 99% | 2017-04-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |