And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8716. | (omnimiratus) | 100.50 | 97% | 2018-12-02 |
| 8717. | (jackc) | 100.50 | 96% | 2013-01-22 |
| 8718. | (rvhtr) | 100.50 | 94% | 2016-09-04 |
| 8719. | (bnsoni) | 100.49 | 97% | 2014-03-12 |
| 8720. | (plutoking) | 100.49 | 96% | 2014-02-06 |
| 8721. | (leotapp) | 100.48 | 97% | 2018-01-31 |
| 8722. | (tnagumo) | 100.48 | 98% | 2015-12-15 |
| 8723. | (fg123) | 100.47 | 96% | 2012-10-26 |
| 8724. | (seerenityy) | 100.47 | 96% | 2021-03-17 |
| 8725. | (brandon_the_sorcerer) | 100.47 | 94% | 2016-05-25 |
| 8726. | (jodgehoj) | 100.46 | 99% | 2023-03-28 |
| 8727. | (cerath) | 100.46 | 94% | 2016-08-27 |
| 8728. | (bluem_07) | 100.45 | 98% | 2023-07-22 |
| 8729. | hari (harisudewa) | 100.45 | 98% | 2023-03-25 |
| 8730. | Hanis (hanis) | 100.45 | 98% | 2013-10-26 |
| 8731. | (egoductor) | 100.45 | 98% | 2014-10-18 |
| 8732. | rakitic (lukamodric7991) | 100.44 | 98.1% | 2023-10-31 |
| 8733. | Abylaikhan (ho1den) | 100.44 | 98.1% | 2023-09-21 |
| 8734. | (amrsaqr) | 100.44 | 99% | 2013-04-03 |
| 8735. | Daniel (dmdque) | 100.44 | 93% | 2016-02-23 |
| 8736. | (oriasine) | 100.44 | 97% | 2021-08-14 |
| 8737. | D1 crashout (muffinmasta) | 100.44 | 97% | 2022-04-30 |
| 8738. | (sinji) | 100.44 | — | 2011-01-07 |
| 8739. | (nraa) | 100.44 | 99% | 2020-12-29 |
| 8740. | Potential (potential_first) | 100.44 | 96% | 2014-02-09 |
| 8741. | (alitahseendilse) | 100.44 | 99% | 2015-08-11 |
| 8742. | (hauskaz) | 100.44 | 98% | 2021-05-25 |
| 8743. | Roy (activy) | 100.43 | 98% | 2012-05-15 |
| 8744. | (refined) | 100.42 | — | 2008-09-04 |
| 8745. | (gamernyasar) | 100.41 | 98% | 2012-11-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |