Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 37385. | nananananacomeon (archxblitz) | 38.04 | 95% | 2015-04-24 |
| 37386. | Dante (dantex) | 38.03 | 89% | 2016-02-08 |
| 37387. | zeta (zeta235) | 38.03 | 94% | 2021-04-03 |
| 37388. | Nixforest (nixforest) | 38.03 | 90% | 2015-07-08 |
| 37389. | Briana (bjames) | 38.03 | 82% | 2016-02-02 |
| 37390. | Fotis (fotistm) | 38.02 | 94% | 2017-06-21 |
| 37391. | Bryant (maliksi) | 38.02 | 87% | 2016-07-21 |
| 37392. | vishant (devilsingh) | 38.02 | 94% | 2022-09-03 |
| 37393. | Sebastian (sebs215) | 38.02 | 92% | 2019-12-31 |
| 37394. | chocolate (chocolatebt) | 38.01 | — | 2009-03-11 |
| 37395. | jerick (jekjek2008) | 38.01 | 92% | 2021-02-19 |
| 37396. | Orion (nettle) | 38.01 | 95% | 2023-02-14 |
| 37397. | neeraj (gangachaisir) | 38.01 | 94% | 2023-06-24 |
| 37398. | Ryan (rwhyan) | 38.00 | 91% | 2017-01-07 |
| 37399. | qwerty (erfina) | 38.00 | 96.5% | 2021-01-28 |
| 37400. | shubham (aditya2003) | 38.00 | 94% | 2021-01-23 |
| 37401. | baz (bazyl) | 37.99 | 92% | 2013-03-25 |
| 37402. | Deborah (dmarlin) | 37.99 | 92% | 2011-08-16 |
| 37403. | hugh (asspairagus) | 37.99 | 93% | 2023-06-25 |
| 37404. | Jonah (slickclyde) | 37.99 | 97% | 2021-05-07 |
| 37405. | DEATH (deathxx95) | 37.99 | 93% | 2022-09-29 |
| 37406. | Tomoya (oktomo011) | 37.99 | 83% | 2015-03-10 |
| 37407. | Suresh Kumar (suresh) | 37.98 | — | 2008-08-11 |
| 37408. | Brianna (mistwing608) | 37.98 | 96% | 2020-08-21 |
| 37409. | Torpong (torpong_2023) | 37.98 | 94% | 2023-03-27 |
| 37410. | HuaAma (huama) | 37.98 | 93% | 2023-06-21 |
| 37411. | Duri (duri) | 37.97 | — | 2009-04-28 |
| 37412. | N.ss.R (iamhere) | 37.97 | 92% | 2011-09-18 |
| 37413. | Casper-Drawz-Stuff (mrdrawz) | 37.97 | 93% | 2022-04-04 |
| 37414. | Nanda (nandu120) | 37.96 | 96% | 2012-07-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |