The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15966. | ujik (moonlightwizard) | 89.34 | 99% | 2015-10-25 |
| 15967. | Josh (breezychain) | 89.34 | 98% | 2012-10-18 |
| 15968. | Missy (lovelydy) | 89.34 | 99% | 2021-11-10 |
| 15969. | Adam (adamcapo) | 89.34 | — | 2009-03-12 |
| 15970. | Alex (greenday308) | 89.33 | 96% | 2018-01-02 |
| 15971. | HealerOwn (shirospyro) | 89.33 | 95% | 2016-04-10 |
| 15972. | poosucker (lolvinny) | 89.33 | 98% | 2021-04-04 |
| 15973. | peter (earthisround) | 89.33 | 99% | 2021-02-27 |
| 15974. | Yanterko (yanterko) | 89.33 | 97% | 2021-12-15 |
| 15975. | yhmy (yhmy) | 89.33 | 97% | 2011-07-13 |
| 15976. | Tom (brionel) | 89.33 | 96% | 2016-02-05 |
| 15977. | jean phillipe (jean_phillipe) | 89.32 | 99% | 2022-11-23 |
| 15978. | Maxwell (goatmaxwelln) | 89.32 | 98% | 2021-07-24 |
| 15979. | David (favidavid) | 89.32 | 95% | 2017-04-04 |
| 15980. | Special Guest (ssguest) | 89.32 | 93% | 2015-07-15 |
| 15981. | discbox_qwerty (discbox_qwe... | 89.32 | 96% | 2013-05-20 |
| 15982. | b (savagesapien) | 89.31 | 100% | 2022-07-23 |
| 15983. | Derek (dlsr) | 89.31 | 94% | 2015-02-05 |
| 15984. | ninjapina (ninjapina) | 89.31 | 93% | 2016-12-27 |
| 15985. | Roo Roo (rooroo04) | 89.31 | 95% | 2016-09-17 |
| 15986. | Alexander (dencyh) | 89.30 | 99% | 2022-08-23 |
| 15987. | 종지 (jonge1124) | 89.30 | 97% | 2021-04-24 |
| 15988. | Dog (2fasthands) | 89.30 | 98% | 2021-01-18 |
| 15989. | Oscar (ovallner) | 89.30 | 96% | 2016-08-12 |
| 15990. | Loc (mrbig_uit) | 89.30 | — | 2009-01-24 |
| 15991. | Tony (descending) | 89.30 | 93% | 2013-01-11 |
| 15992. | BK201 (mcvladimir) | 89.29 | 90% | 2013-11-26 |
| 15993. | EncodedTyper (encodedtyper) | 89.29 | 97% | 2022-04-02 |
| 15994. | Winter (winter_dawn) | 89.29 | 96% | 2021-09-14 |
| 15995. | Extant (extant) | 89.29 | 88% | 2012-07-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |