So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2206. | transfermarkt.de (voar) | 111.87 | 98% | 2016-01-03 |
| 2207. | John (xxcooldudexx) | 111.86 | 97.1% | 2023-06-20 |
| 2208. | Laggy (thefitfatass) | 111.86 | 99% | 2021-07-17 |
| 2209. | Emilia (emiliarhoda) | 111.86 | 98% | 2013-11-15 |
| 2210. | (mapleyy) | 111.85 | 95% | 2015-07-13 |
| 2211. | (ihax) | 111.85 | — | 2009-02-14 |
| 2212. | (zhengfeilong) | 111.84 | 98% | 2021-11-19 |
| 2213. | .... (z1z2z3) | 111.84 | 85% | 2015-02-07 |
| 2214. | Tikhon (tikhon) | 111.82 | 98% | 2012-04-24 |
| 2215. | Xen (xxoticaniax) | 111.81 | 97% | 2011-09-13 |
| 2216. | (tidakfitbi) | 111.78 | 96% | 2015-12-14 |
| 2217. | (sirbubbydeloncre) | 111.77 | 95% | 2013-08-06 |
| 2218. | greenmantis (greenmantis) | 111.76 | 100% | 2021-07-23 |
| 2219. | (summer) | 111.76 | — | 2008-10-03 |
| 2220. | (livingthepilife) | 111.75 | 97% | 2022-12-23 |
| 2221. | (alex_li) | 111.75 | 94% | 2014-10-30 |
| 2222. | musing.io (tetsonfleek) | 111.74 | 97% | 2016-03-24 |
| 2223. | (evanatschool) | 111.74 | — | 2009-06-09 |
| 2224. | DLD IS KING (dldking) | 111.74 | 95% | 2011-06-13 |
| 2225. | (creepymk) | 111.73 | 99% | 2020-05-31 |
| 2226. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (glandock1) | 111.72 | 97.9% | 2023-08-04 |
| 2227. | (kjih) | 111.71 | 96% | 2015-08-04 |
| 2228. | korupt (xpanda) | 111.71 | 95% | 2011-09-01 |
| 2229. | (akadajet) | 111.70 | 98% | 2013-06-10 |
| 2230. | Ryan (ryanssd) | 111.67 | 99% | 2020-05-23 |
| 2231. | /// GabZ /// (gabbyns13) | 111.66 | 97% | 2018-01-01 |
| 2232. | (majikat) | 111.65 | 98% | 2012-09-21 |
| 2233. | soldano (soldano) | 111.64 | 100% | 2020-09-26 |
| 2234. | Marcel (thiccer_marc) | 111.63 | 99% | 2022-08-06 |
| 2235. | (_plants) | 111.63 | 99% | 2014-07-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |