I make my living off the evening news. Just give me something, something I can use. People love it when you lose. They love dirty laundry. Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here. I just have to look good. I don't have to be clear. Come and whisper in my ear. Give us dirty laundry.
—from Dirty Laundry, a song by Don Henley
Active since July 25, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1789. | GTedZ (gtedz) | 99.57 | 99% | 2020-06-06 |
| 1790. | Death (death223) | 99.57 | 100% | 2018-10-02 |
| 1791. | JennaMarbles (jennamarbles) | 99.55 | 97% | 2019-11-13 |
| 1792. | Sofia (darthvader7) | 99.55 | 97% | 2019-08-03 |
| 1793. | Banzay (coldhands69) | 99.55 | 98% | 2018-05-10 |
| 1794. | Sarym (_sarim_) | 99.53 | 97% | 2017-12-26 |
| 1795. | Andrew (awcarroll) | 99.52 | 98% | 2019-05-02 |
| 1796. | Sai (justnov) | 99.52 | 98% | 2019-12-30 |
| 1797. | vblob (vblob) | 99.50 | 98% | 2020-07-24 |
| 1798. | bryce (bryceslash) | 99.50 | 98% | 2018-06-28 |
| 1799. | Slobodan (bekca) | 99.49 | 98% | 2018-04-24 |
| 1800. | Jesse (nakuyomaru) | 99.47 | 97% | 2017-10-16 |
| 1801. | ⠀ (fopdoodle) | 99.47 | 99% | 2020-09-09 |
| 1802. | Joe (cloudead) | 99.45 | 98% | 2019-06-15 |
| 1803. | top 10 quitter fosho (josasim) | 99.45 | 96% | 2020-01-27 |
| 1804. | Isaac (dolemitesundae) | 99.44 | 98% | 2020-12-13 |
| 1805. | oShado (shadowwalker15) | 99.43 | 98% | 2019-01-17 |
| 1806. | Kaden (dlabguy12345) | 99.43 | 97% | 2020-09-27 |
| 1807. | Phi (faithincode) | 99.43 | 98% | 2018-04-17 |
| 1808. | Tsubame (quietdesu) | 99.38 | 98% | 2018-03-21 |
| 1809. | Elijamin (mejikmahn) | 99.35 | 99% | 2020-09-14 |
| 1810. | River (riverjr) | 99.34 | 97% | 2018-08-15 |
| 1811. | Zeeshan (zeeshan13) | 99.34 | 97% | 2019-01-16 |
| 1812. | Kevin (thehobokid) | 99.33 | 97% | 2019-09-06 |
| 1813. | Kevin (kevinater1) | 99.32 | 100% | 2018-11-28 |
| 1814. | Phan (daisukeee94) | 99.31 | 98% | 2020-08-28 |
| 1815. | Ima (mr52) | 99.31 | 99% | 2018-04-11 |
| 1816. | Vladislav (atmsphrx) | 99.27 | 99% | 2020-11-02 |
| 1817. | mgcfrg (mcfrg) | 99.27 | 98% | 2017-11-30 |
| 1818. | zayd (zayd1999) | 99.25 | 98% | 2019-05-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 12,176 | 84.26 | July 25, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 18 | 75.34 | June 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 13 | 98.57 | December 7, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |