See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8394. | ErmaKeef (ermakeef) | 87.35 | 98% | 2021-09-12 |
| 8395. | dvorak (div_dvorak) | 87.35 | 96% | 2022-11-02 |
| 8396. | babylaaamp (babylaaamp) | 87.34 | 97.2% | 2024-02-26 |
| 8397. | Jonas (jonas19) | 87.34 | 96.4% | 2023-11-30 |
| 8398. | Chris (promotheus2) | 87.34 | 97% | 2022-01-11 |
| 8399. | Daniel (danielkry) | 87.34 | 97% | 2021-02-19 |
| 8400. | Kai (ckai) | 87.33 | 96.7% | 2023-07-12 |
| 8401. | bunnycondaol (bunnycondaol) | 87.32 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
| 8402. | J (nothisisjeff) | 87.32 | 98% | 2022-06-09 |
| 8403. | Jorge (jordy8069) | 87.32 | 97.7% | 2021-02-15 |
| 8404. | Austin (gauby92) | 87.31 | 98% | 2024-12-10 |
| 8405. | Milk (saezos) | 87.30 | 97% | 2022-05-18 |
| 8406. | Evan (zinctoo) | 87.30 | 97% | 2021-03-23 |
| 8407. | Dodo (vuvudodo) | 87.30 | 98% | 2022-05-22 |
| 8408. | Asadullo (asadullo) | 87.29 | 96% | 2021-08-19 |
| 8409. | Icepanda (icepanda501) | 87.28 | 98.2% | 2024-01-17 |
| 8410. | Samuel (sgpthomas) | 87.27 | 98% | 2021-11-23 |
| 8411. | Krishna Pawan (dkprio7) | 87.27 | 99% | 2024-09-12 |
| 8412. | Melihcan (melihcann) | 87.27 | 97% | 2020-02-24 |
| 8413. | BeGood (notideal) | 87.27 | 97% | 2022-03-08 |
| 8414. | GIGACHAD (coffeeeeee) | 87.27 | 97% | 2022-07-17 |
| 8415. | Donkey (crazybraden) | 87.27 | 98.1% | 2025-01-28 |
| 8416. | Yazeed (snake69) | 87.26 | 96% | 2022-07-30 |
| 8417. | Napatthorn (npp_engieer) | 87.26 | 97% | 2021-10-02 |
| 8418. | mesf (mesf) | 87.26 | 97% | 2021-07-12 |
| 8419. | 2xchop (2xchop) | 87.25 | 96% | 2022-11-01 |
| 8420. | Para (parad) | 87.25 | 98% | 2021-04-09 |
| 8421. | Tushar (tushar23651) | 87.25 | 98% | 2023-04-04 |
| 8422. | Jessica (kandikorn96) | 87.24 | 100% | 2025-06-26 |
| 8423. | J (yzy1234) | 87.24 | 98% | 2021-09-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |