The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 963. | Cooper (stark_) | 127.29 | 99% | 2020-02-05 |
| 964. | Maidi (maididai) | 127.28 | 98% | 2012-12-17 |
| 965. | (zesty11) | 127.27 | 97% | 2022-07-07 |
| 966. | Jacob (bizarrecake) | 127.26 | 94% | 2013-05-15 |
| 967. | Ray (typer4lyfe) | 127.23 | 94% | 2013-03-09 |
| 968. | aoeuidhtns (tamiya) | 127.21 | 98% | 2011-07-07 |
| 969. | Brendan (tonybaseball24) | 127.21 | — | 2010-08-26 |
| 970. | Patrick (keiseth) | 127.20 | — | 2010-05-23 |
| 971. | nvm (bibbeldi) | 127.19 | 98% | 2015-01-04 |
| 972. | venn177 (venn177) | 127.17 | 98% | 2016-06-01 |
| 973. | Jim (ifeelhyper) | 127.17 | 99% | 2018-06-14 |
| 974. | Martyyyyy (missmarty) | 127.15 | 99% | 2018-05-12 |
| 975. | The Kidd (manusamoa) | 127.15 | 95% | 2012-01-26 |
| 976. | Chris Klenø (chrisnk) | 127.12 | 98% | 2018-10-27 |
| 977. | Jason (jbb817) | 127.11 | 96% | 2016-07-07 |
| 978. | Ciri (cirino) | 127.09 | 99% | 2021-01-24 |
| 979. | Duncan (dkbrk) | 127.08 | 100% | 2022-09-28 |
| 980. | Phenombox (phenombox) | 127.07 | 97% | 2015-12-31 |
| 981. | Eugene (yoojeen) | 127.07 | 98% | 2017-06-14 |
| 982. | Julie (julie14786) | 127.07 | — | 2011-04-08 |
| 983. | asdf (omgom) | 127.06 | 99% | 2013-03-24 |
| 984. | kelvish (kelvish) | 127.05 | 99% | 2011-11-18 |
| 985. | Kasper (kaspervdpol) | 127.03 | 98% | 2019-10-07 |
| 986. | Pat (obamarama) | 127.02 | — | 2008-10-09 |
| 987. | Aldo (vxmagexv) | 126.99 | 97% | 2014-02-14 |
| 988. | Ed (ehew92) | 126.99 | — | 2011-03-07 |
| 989. | RESIST THE TEMPTATIONS OF Q... | 126.98 | 97% | 2022-06-07 |
| 990. | K (gochuupsuh) | 126.96 | 93% | 2013-07-30 |
| 991. | mayo (mayo_tp01) | 126.95 | 100% | 2021-05-09 |
| 992. | (cr0cka) | 126.95 | 98% | 2018-10-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |