The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5615. | Deon (deon_george_) | 55.45 | 94% | 2023-05-06 |
| 5616. | joker (co_y) | 55.45 | 98% | 2012-05-19 |
| 5617. | Frebe (kurpitskuningas) | 55.45 | 97% | 2020-04-01 |
| 5618. | leo (leodnatbet) | 55.45 | 95% | 2012-09-28 |
| 5619. | mehr (mehr) | 55.45 | — | 2008-12-29 |
| 5620. | Jean (meanjean2you) | 55.45 | — | 2009-04-10 |
| 5621. | Speed (transportation) | 55.45 | 88% | 2016-01-02 |
| 5622. | Dev (dev.salman@yahoo.com) | 55.45 | — | 2009-10-27 |
| 5623. | albert (ckyuru) | 55.45 | 94% | 2012-03-27 |
| 5624. | Mario (babbarey) | 55.45 | — | 2008-08-29 |
| 5625. | Avata (rubber_monkey871) | 55.44 | 97% | 2021-07-31 |
| 5626. | Vlad (vladsh27) | 55.44 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 5627. | Natan (1quickboi) | 55.44 | 96% | 2019-03-09 |
| 5628. | Christian (the_tian) | 55.44 | — | 2008-09-16 |
| 5629. | Torpor (thesilliest) | 55.44 | 92% | 2013-11-09 |
| 5630. | Mohnish (mohnish) | 55.44 | — | 2009-01-16 |
| 5631. | Joe (joeybad) | 55.43 | 96% | 2022-04-21 |
| 5632. | AMIR (zsapom) | 55.43 | 93% | 2016-10-07 |
| 5633. | deydey (iskalaberkberk0427) | 55.43 | 95% | 2020-09-09 |
| 5634. | a (stanrude) | 55.43 | 97% | 2020-06-16 |
| 5635. | Tim (dreamaz) | 55.43 | 94% | 2016-12-25 |
| 5636. | youm (youm) | 55.43 | 95% | 2015-05-07 |
| 5637. | lilyskunk (lilyskunk) | 55.43 | 95% | 2018-01-26 |
| 5638. | DK (dkagustin) | 55.43 | 92% | 2014-03-12 |
| 5639. | Matthew (mattmad) | 55.42 | 96% | 2023-01-11 |
| 5640. | good (dienthoai) | 55.42 | — | 2008-12-30 |
| 5641. | Godxyz (godxyz) | 55.42 | 98% | 2021-03-24 |
| 5642. | Elica (elica) | 55.42 | — | 2008-12-13 |
| 5643. | oO (nbfangyan) | 55.42 | 88% | 2011-06-21 |
| 5644. | MostPassiveUser (mostpassiv... | 55.41 | 97% | 2019-10-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |