As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7993. | Puri (narthar) | 88.55 | 96% | 2022-07-07 |
| 7994. | Kadz (kadzz) | 88.54 | 96.4% | 2023-11-05 |
| 7995. | Gilbert (gilberto47831) | 88.54 | 96% | 2021-03-15 |
| 7996. | ph (phmi) | 88.54 | 99% | 2019-09-04 |
| 7997. | Yousef Wael (tuyperation) | 88.53 | 96% | 2025-04-21 |
| 7998. | Jung Donghee (jharata_king) | 88.53 | 99% | 2025-05-28 |
| 7999. | Ryan (xdsmileydx) | 88.53 | 95% | 2016-02-16 |
| 8000. | Chhad (chadski642) | 88.52 | 97.8% | 2024-12-10 |
| 8001. | Thomas (tamitall) | 88.52 | 99% | 2020-08-19 |
| 8002. | RRKS (rrks43) | 88.52 | 98% | 2021-05-09 |
| 8003. | S (chimerahitman) | 88.52 | 98% | 2016-05-19 |
| 8004. | Ken (i_eat_lights) | 88.52 | 98% | 2020-01-23 |
| 8005. | jade (jadekat) | 88.51 | 98% | 2019-08-26 |
| 8006. | Nasir (nasirshah) | 88.51 | 91% | 2015-11-24 |
| 8007. | Iddy (iddy1997) | 88.51 | 97% | 2017-01-06 |
| 8008. | Do (dekul1205) | 88.50 | 98% | 2025-07-02 |
| 8009. | Derek (djw191) | 88.49 | 98% | 2023-07-20 |
| 8010. | HEAD (head_hunter) | 88.49 | 96% | 2022-10-01 |
| 8011. | Kyle (asianshroudy) | 88.49 | 97% | 2023-04-06 |
| 8012. | Jeremy (gamingbull) | 88.49 | 98% | 2022-10-18 |
| 8013. | Mason (kim_jong_un_) | 88.49 | 97% | 2017-06-29 |
| 8014. | Hyzin (hyzin) | 88.48 | 96% | 2023-12-11 |
| 8015. | Amir (amirahmedimtiaz) | 88.48 | 98.6% | 2024-03-19 |
| 8016. | unmurderable (unmurderable) | 88.48 | 97.8% | 2024-01-08 |
| 8017. | SnakeTwix (snaketwix) | 88.48 | 95% | 2021-09-30 |
| 8018. | dvorak (dvorakkkkkkk) | 88.47 | 99% | 2024-09-27 |
| 8019. | Jason (_bagel_) | 88.47 | 97% | 2022-10-12 |
| 8020. | offblacc (vekikornjaca) | 88.47 | 96.6% | 2021-02-12 |
| 8021. | juicebox (xsolstice) | 88.47 | 97% | 2021-09-15 |
| 8022. | Alvin (alwin630) | 88.47 | 98% | 2021-04-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |