I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17563. | Tymek (redstonekpl) | 69.28 | 96.2% | 2021-02-15 |
| 17564. | Bradley (bradman41) | 69.27 | 90% | 2017-03-04 |
| 17565. | uddipta (udi23) | 69.27 | 96% | 2023-09-14 |
| 17566. | Laker (lakerlaker) | 69.27 | 99.5% | 2021-02-04 |
| 17567. | Darrin (darrinj) | 69.27 | 98% | 2021-05-18 |
| 17568. | Spencer (deadlyz) | 69.27 | 91% | 2015-09-16 |
| 17569. | Ding (dudeinpants) | 69.26 | 95% | 2021-02-06 |
| 17570. | zyyy (zyyyyyyyz) | 69.26 | 97% | 2022-01-25 |
| 17571. | Kelly (kelrena) | 69.26 | 88% | 2015-05-21 |
| 17572. | Kenny (therealvirusss) | 69.26 | 97% | 2018-02-26 |
| 17573. | Kannan (kannan12) | 69.26 | 98% | 2018-02-28 |
| 17574. | Thonycar (54tpb) | 69.26 | 96% | 2018-08-06 |
| 17575. | Tara (tara2366) | 69.25 | 93% | 2015-12-04 |
| 17576. | Inuitive (inuitive) | 69.25 | 96% | 2020-01-20 |
| 17577. | Elia (pacpera) | 69.25 | 96% | 2017-11-08 |
| 17578. | Bobert (bloobertbludge) | 69.24 | 97% | 2020-09-08 |
| 17579. | BIG STEPPA 🥵🥵 (captai... | 69.23 | 90% | 2016-10-03 |
| 17580. | Cray (kweikwei) | 69.23 | 96% | 2022-04-02 |
| 17581. | Deshant (djtype2124) | 69.23 | 97% | 2022-06-30 |
| 17582. | Edgey (tedge) | 69.23 | 95% | 2020-02-04 |
| 17583. | aayushma (aalu) | 69.23 | 97.1% | 2021-02-15 |
| 17584. | :| (pyrochild) | 69.23 | 96% | 2018-06-17 |
| 17585. | Susan (houstonsleepingbeauty) | 69.23 | 97% | 2019-05-19 |
| 17586. | GOAT (qwerty1111) | 69.22 | 97.1% | 2023-11-19 |
| 17587. | F5 (phf5) | 69.22 | 95% | 2023-01-23 |
| 17588. | needo (needo) | 69.22 | 95% | 2022-09-27 |
| 17589. | cyan (cyanaspect) | 69.22 | 99% | 2020-04-19 |
| 17590. | Plebius (skalisty7) | 69.22 | 97.1% | 2021-01-28 |
| 17591. | Jesse (stealthybeef) | 69.21 | 97% | 2021-11-26 |
| 17592. | Fortato (fortato) | 69.21 | 94% | 2022-05-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |