So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5245. | Tim (negativezero) | 98.02 | 97% | 2013-12-09 |
| 5246. | James Rigor (jamesrigorcela... | 98.02 | 98% | 2012-11-03 |
| 5247. | Mitchell (mitchell3514) | 98.02 | 97% | 2018-03-04 |
| 5248. | MS (damanthc) | 98.01 | 99% | 2021-10-20 |
| 5249. | ITypeWith2Fingers (alewis999) | 98.01 | 98% | 2013-10-06 |
| 5250. | Cornelius (salibzz) | 98.00 | 99% | 2021-08-07 |
| 5251. | loois (gorgontes) | 98.00 | 98.8% | 2023-08-01 |
| 5252. | James (hyzhenhok) | 98.00 | 94% | 2011-05-22 |
| 5253. | D (soulwang) | 98.00 | 95% | 2015-08-06 |
| 5254. | J (mirumirai) | 97.99 | 96% | 2015-06-26 |
| 5255. | robOn (robinz62) | 97.99 | 95% | 2016-10-04 |
| 5256. | Shamil (shamil_98) | 97.99 | 94% | 2017-04-01 |
| 5257. | Michael (additive) | 97.99 | 95% | 2013-04-14 |
| 5258. | abraham (shewdiebro) | 97.98 | 96% | 2019-09-03 |
| 5259. | herpderpdurrrrrr (namenotva... | 97.98 | 93% | 2013-07-01 |
| 5260. | nevrclevr (nevrclevr) | 97.98 | 98% | 2012-12-18 |
| 5261. | Danny (itzdchang) | 97.97 | 90% | 2012-12-25 |
| 5262. | HelloSamwise (hellosamwise) | 97.97 | 92% | 2014-02-23 |
| 5263. | River (djsplash) | 97.97 | 93% | 2015-10-20 |
| 5264. | Ellis (aceyyyy) | 97.97 | 95% | 2016-11-08 |
| 5265. | mlhhsid (mlhhsid) | 97.97 | 99% | 2022-05-09 |
| 5266. | sandbox (sandboxes) | 97.97 | — | 2011-04-11 |
| 5267. | Fict (fict) | 97.97 | 99% | 2015-04-01 |
| 5268. | Derk (racen55) | 97.96 | 97.2% | 2023-08-15 |
| 5269. | Victor (victorhz) | 97.96 | 90% | 2016-02-22 |
| 5270. | 2cgucdhk (2cgucdhk) | 97.96 | 98% | 2020-07-08 |
| 5271. | M (mrwiggles77) | 97.96 | 99% | 2022-10-22 |
| 5272. | good story bro (pick6) | 97.96 | 98% | 2012-12-24 |
| 5273. | rasmus (rasmustja) | 97.96 | 90% | 2012-10-13 |
| 5274. | Charles (citirased) | 97.95 | 99% | 2022-06-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |