I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 932. | vampires (kkcwkoh) | 128.05 | 98% | 2021-08-29 |
| 933. | Rockodile (rockodile) | 128.05 | 99% | 2022-07-07 |
| 934. | ian (ianeatscats) | 128.00 | 98% | 2019-06-07 |
| 935. | Ioana (yamayama) | 127.98 | 99% | 2019-08-16 |
| 936. | tipsyPLC (tipsyplc) | 127.96 | 99% | 2025-06-20 |
| 937. | Richard (iliveinthexu) | 127.93 | 99% | 2021-09-16 |
| 938. | Falcon467 (falcon467) | 127.89 | 99.2% | 2021-02-09 |
| 939. | I know ur trying ur best (o... | 127.86 | 98% | 2026-04-10 |
| 940. | Sergio (sergnio) | 127.85 | 98% | 2017-10-14 |
| 941. | Cal (cal2025) | 127.83 | 98% | 2015-08-24 |
| 942. | Fee (dylanfee) | 127.83 | 98.5% | 2023-06-19 |
| 943. | Mew (mw46) | 127.83 | 98% | 2021-11-15 |
| 944. | Kevin (brahnji) | 127.83 | 99% | 2017-11-10 |
| 945. | Paolo (mcnugget25) | 127.82 | 98.3% | 2024-01-26 |
| 946. | Potato (potatolatte) | 127.81 | 99% | 2025-07-12 |
| 947. | pprav (potato69420) | 127.81 | 99% | 2023-12-31 |
| 948. | djs (djs_) | 127.79 | 93% | 2016-09-05 |
| 949. | ++ (idarkflamemaster) | 127.76 | 99% | 2016-06-19 |
| 950. | Jacob (jacobjuras) | 127.74 | 97.9% | 2025-01-13 |
| 951. | riplifeman (lucasorino) | 127.73 | 97% | 2020-11-08 |
| 952. | Ian (imalerich_dvorak) | 127.71 | 98% | 2016-06-30 |
| 953. | cnp (cnp_) | 127.70 | 97.2% | 2024-06-01 |
| 954. | Terran (t3rr4n) | 127.69 | 97% | 2017-02-19 |
| 955. | jan (micaelaishot123) | 127.68 | 97% | 2026-03-01 |
| 956. | Lane (laneondvorak) | 127.68 | 97% | 2022-08-15 |
| 957. | Zach (nuoa) | 127.68 | 93% | 2016-07-12 |
| 958. | Nikk (white13) | 127.67 | 98.5% | 2023-10-07 |
| 959. | Becca (beckybonez) | 127.63 | 99% | 2020-06-30 |
| 960. | SalmanMKC (hellothen) | 127.62 | 98% | 2022-10-29 |
| 961. | ay (d3b1) | 127.62 | 99% | 2021-12-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |