Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11054. | Tristan (bluekidcrazy) | 83.92 | 96% | 2020-09-01 |
| 11055. | Mahmoud (m_s_ali) | 83.91 | 98% | 2017-04-19 |
| 11056. | Jen! (samara2013) | 83.91 | 98% | 2013-04-12 |
| 11057. | Jesse (jizzyadams) | 83.91 | 90% | 2012-02-28 |
| 11058. | Bruno (brunoooo) | 83.91 | 93% | 2012-01-04 |
| 11059. | TheOpMaster (ckcn) | 83.91 | 97% | 2021-06-11 |
| 11060. | Xinnji (xinnji) | 83.91 | 97% | 2022-01-05 |
| 11061. | jimz (california00jk) | 83.89 | — | 2010-11-09 |
| 11062. | Christoffer (christoffereli... | 83.89 | — | 2010-04-23 |
| 11063. | alvin (kdkd) | 83.89 | 96% | 2023-01-13 |
| 11064. | Trent (opman335) | 83.88 | 94% | 2023-09-20 |
| 11065. | stanle2 (stanle2) | 83.88 | 98% | 2021-09-08 |
| 11066. | Zach (malkyie) | 83.88 | 96% | 2021-12-28 |
| 11067. | McMac2 (sjm46) | 83.88 | 94% | 2015-05-26 |
| 11068. | Petra (petralala) | 83.87 | 95% | 2014-12-03 |
| 11069. | Eric (symtomps) | 83.87 | 99% | 2022-05-29 |
| 11070. | kacper (leszczyn) | 83.86 | 98% | 2018-01-08 |
| 11071. | Hysni (hysi) | 83.86 | 96% | 2015-11-25 |
| 11072. | PaceDJ (djpace) | 83.86 | 97% | 2013-11-21 |
| 11073. | Arjun (sarjunt) | 83.86 | 97% | 2022-12-14 |
| 11074. | Cutie (imalittlecutie) | 83.86 | 92% | 2014-03-16 |
| 11075. | Nibit (nibit) | 83.86 | 97% | 2022-11-11 |
| 11076. | N (kumoko_go_brr) | 83.86 | 96% | 2023-01-13 |
| 11077. | Cdawg2 (cdawg2) | 83.85 | — | 2010-05-04 |
| 11078. | Issao (issao) | 83.85 | — | 2011-04-01 |
| 11079. | Simon (simonrosenqvist) | 83.85 | 96% | 2011-10-21 |
| 11080. | tuttle (tuttle) | 83.85 | 97% | 2011-07-15 |
| 11081. | Ish (asdfwhatyouknow) | 83.85 | 96% | 2016-05-26 |
| 11082. | Chad (chadpalmer2) | 83.85 | 97% | 2017-11-25 |
| 11083. | Joshua (caprious) | 83.85 | 95% | 2017-11-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |