I enjoy having breakfast in bed, I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill, then I go to sleep. When I wake up I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.
—from The Office, a other by Greg Daniels
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 286. | Joshua (neorashi) | 86.07 | 96% | 2020-11-16 |
| 287. | Teddy (trxbeans) | 85.82 | 97% | 2020-10-31 |
| 288. | F (rotfrukten) | 85.70 | 95% | 2020-10-18 |
| 289. | lu (prymuslu) | 85.70 | 97% | 2020-11-15 |
| 290. | Hùng (kenkenkiota) | 85.62 | 98% | 2020-11-19 |
| 291. | tstats[ilaghardcore] (ilagh... | 85.56 | 96% | 2020-12-09 |
| 292. | Leo (lithina) | 85.46 | 97% | 2020-11-10 |
| 293. | Lacey (xrumcajs) | 85.44 | 96% | 2020-11-03 |
| 294. | Stephen (ssands301) | 85.35 | 98% | 2020-12-08 |
| 295. | Hydratictheta (flobosthefish) | 85.30 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
| 296. | Spacecraft555 (spacecraft555) | 85.30 | 96% | 2020-11-23 |
| 297. | kenton (mrkent) | 85.17 | 96% | 2020-12-06 |
| 298. | Angeline (jascar) | 85.15 | 97% | 2020-11-09 |
| 299. | sw0rd (sw0rd) | 85.13 | 98% | 2020-12-16 |
| 300. | CARLO (cjbal) | 85.10 | 97% | 2020-12-13 |
| 301. | wassabi657 (wassabi657) | 84.98 | 95% | 2020-10-12 |
| 302. | PaceDJ (djpace) | 84.96 | 99% | 2020-11-10 |
| 303. | Juan (juanyougay) | 84.93 | 97% | 2020-11-02 |
| 304. | gangreenie (gangreenie) | 84.85 | 97% | 2020-11-18 |
| 305. | Math (faster_babe) | 84.64 | 99% | 2020-11-03 |
| 306. | Emily (sophy416) | 84.60 | 97% | 2020-12-04 |
| 307. | gupta (gupta01) | 84.55 | 98% | 2020-10-24 |
| 308. | Rictor (rictormidgekin) | 84.38 | 97% | 2020-10-23 |
| 309. | Ethan (ethanjb98) | 84.28 | 97% | 2020-11-17 |
| 310. | Akela (akela123) | 84.27 | 96% | 2020-11-02 |
| 311. | Keem (keem21) | 84.17 | 98% | 2020-11-16 |
| 312. | Ismail (aismail90) | 84.06 | 96% | 2020-12-11 |
| 313. | Mark (alphaone) | 83.93 | 96% | 2020-11-10 |
| 314. | Andrew (foretold) | 83.89 | 96% | 2020-11-21 |
| 315. | Gumby (qwertygumby) | 83.84 | 97% | 2020-12-04 |
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