And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11585. | Carbarrawr (carbarrawr) | 94.54 | 91% | 2012-05-26 |
| 11586. | Ben (person132) | 94.54 | 98% | 2016-05-07 |
| 11587. | Cyrus (rade04) | 94.54 | 97% | 2023-09-17 |
| 11588. | oluwatoba (oluwatoba) | 94.54 | 98% | 2016-08-04 |
| 11589. | Ariffin (ariffin) | 94.53 | 97% | 2021-09-21 |
| 11590. | Damian (strolen) | 94.53 | 98% | 2023-02-21 |
| 11591. | Christine (stinerobb13) | 94.53 | 95% | 2014-05-31 |
| 11592. | Dan (danmerriman) | 94.53 | — | 2008-11-21 |
| 11593. | Jason (d4tb0i) | 94.53 | 98% | 2022-09-14 |
| 11594. | Vanessa (vma101) | 94.53 | 96% | 2013-11-21 |
| 11595. | Jason (flabbaflabba) | 94.53 | 97% | 2017-11-21 |
| 11596. | Joey (varanice) | 94.52 | 96% | 2020-09-14 |
| 11597. | Big (big_mashawi) | 94.52 | 97% | 2022-05-19 |
| 11598. | Nguyen (keluyen) | 94.52 | 99% | 2019-11-03 |
| 11599. | MJ (smaji182) | 94.52 | 99% | 2017-10-17 |
| 11600. | Sam (tictac) | 94.52 | 93% | 2013-06-14 |
| 11601. | Willie Loyd (neverfall) | 94.51 | 87% | 2015-12-28 |
| 11602. | Poolala (poolala) | 94.51 | 96% | 2014-06-25 |
| 11603. | fan (fannibal) | 94.51 | — | 2008-09-11 |
| 11604. | RIP my friend (reckfulsosexy) | 94.51 | 92% | 2016-02-13 |
| 11605. | Jonathan (bubbler123) | 94.51 | 98% | 2014-11-30 |
| 11606. | rg (rg69) | 94.51 | 98% | 2015-06-22 |
| 11607. | Lucas (luc4bob) | 94.51 | 97% | 2017-06-14 |
| 11608. | tori (t0ri25) | 94.51 | 94% | 2012-08-20 |
| 11609. | Ken (ken_tuano) | 94.51 | 98% | 2020-08-11 |
| 11610. | Charles (themythicalvlad) | 94.51 | 98% | 2021-03-02 |
| 11611. | Dantinyk (dantinyk) | 94.51 | 99% | 2021-01-11 |
| 11612. | PaceDJ (djpace) | 94.51 | 97% | 2014-04-18 |
| 11613. | Pushp (tourist277) | 94.51 | 98% | 2022-10-20 |
| 11614. | Přemysl (premik) | 94.50 | 99% | 2021-05-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |