I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13839. | mahesh (kakashi757) | 77.43 | 96% | 2022-05-24 |
| 13840. | chris (chris1962) | 77.43 | 94% | 2015-08-19 |
| 13841. | Khassan (kheldebek) | 77.43 | 97% | 2021-06-07 |
| 13842. | useyourname (theslowtyper2008) | 77.43 | 97% | 2022-11-21 |
| 13843. | icosaedru (achimia) | 77.43 | 99% | 2018-04-18 |
| 13844. | Joseph (josejose1) | 77.43 | 96% | 2015-07-21 |
| 13845. | Brian (mechbowler) | 77.42 | 96% | 2016-06-02 |
| 13846. | wesk (ifeelbadforu899) | 77.42 | 92% | 2017-03-17 |
| 13847. | joe (mcmillybear) | 77.42 | 96% | 2021-11-08 |
| 13848. | Jonathan (tobeak1026) | 77.42 | 98% | 2022-08-12 |
| 13849. | allitAlmaty (allitalmaty) | 77.42 | 98% | 2018-03-30 |
| 13850. | Kaushik (kaushik_nna) | 77.41 | 97% | 2021-05-08 |
| 13851. | rottinginquicksand (niks1608) | 77.41 | 96.8% | 2023-09-29 |
| 13852. | Jose Ortiz (jortiz1496) | 77.41 | 97% | 2022-06-21 |
| 13853. | Bajer (bajer) | 77.41 | 98% | 2017-10-04 |
| 13854. | BonBon (_bonbon_) | 77.41 | 95% | 2021-05-23 |
| 13855. | FREEPALESTINE (fukzionists) | 77.40 | 94% | 2024-07-11 |
| 13856. | Money (moneygo) | 77.40 | 98% | 2019-07-24 |
| 13857. | Ravi Nautiyal (ravi_nautiyal) | 77.40 | 95.9% | 2023-09-23 |
| 13858. | Bruce (bamboozlwd) | 77.40 | 97% | 2020-06-16 |
| 13859. | SAFLOL (saflol) | 77.40 | 96.6% | 2023-12-09 |
| 13860. | Jochwa (djoshuahebert) | 77.40 | 95% | 2021-09-05 |
| 13861. | Max (brokenfax) | 77.40 | 96% | 2015-11-29 |
| 13862. | hugu4 (hugu4) | 77.39 | 97.1% | 2023-06-03 |
| 13863. | Iddy (iddy1997) | 77.39 | 95% | 2016-12-19 |
| 13864. | Alex (alex7r360) | 77.38 | 97% | 2016-01-05 |
| 13865. | Cody (codyiene) | 77.38 | 98% | 2021-08-06 |
| 13866. | Michael (c00l_procrastinator) | 77.38 | 92% | 2017-02-22 |
| 13867. | Opium (ohthatsopium) | 77.37 | 98% | 2025-04-18 |
| 13868. | Mythicalss (mythicalss) | 77.37 | 96% | 2022-12-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |