So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29003. | Zaspany (_zaspany_) | 54.38 | 93.7% | 2023-09-13 |
| 29004. | Moh (mohabstudent) | 54.38 | 94% | 2023-06-26 |
| 29005. | Ash (boyfromindia) | 54.38 | 94% | 2021-01-04 |
| 29006. | Devansh (knightmare7) | 54.38 | 95% | 2021-04-18 |
| 29007. | lilly (lillycools) | 54.38 | 89% | 2012-12-14 |
| 29008. | justin (justinjose2007007) | 54.38 | 98% | 2017-06-14 |
| 29009. | JABONGG (jabongg) | 54.37 | 97% | 2017-01-29 |
| 29010. | Eric (earabsky) | 54.37 | 96% | 2020-09-15 |
| 29011. | ㅤ (_katef_) | 54.37 | 93% | 2020-10-22 |
| 29012. | Leo (ldnd_bros) | 54.37 | 97% | 2021-09-11 |
| 29013. | jia-da-kong (jiadakong) | 54.37 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 29014. | satchel (satchmakua90) | 54.37 | 95% | 2022-11-02 |
| 29015. | Yevhen (yevhen) | 54.37 | 96% | 2011-08-29 |
| 29016. | VISHNU (vivekvishnu2020) | 54.37 | 96% | 2012-11-11 |
| 29017. | Sharaf (sharaf) | 54.37 | 97% | 2019-06-11 |
| 29018. | Cecilia (cecilia) | 54.37 | — | 2009-09-17 |
| 29019. | Bee (lunaticblob) | 54.36 | 93% | 2022-01-05 |
| 29020. | tstats[easybeef] (easybeef) | 54.36 | 94.9% | 2021-01-28 |
| 29021. | Alaa (diamondtda) | 54.36 | 92% | 2022-06-25 |
| 29022. | hogan (notgynx) | 54.36 | 94% | 2021-01-17 |
| 29023. | Jany (janyk) | 54.36 | — | 2010-07-18 |
| 29024. | djole (djole) | 54.36 | 89% | 2016-05-17 |
| 29025. | Maverick (mihir33) | 54.35 | 94% | 2022-07-29 |
| 29026. | Giuseppe (trickster91) | 54.35 | — | 2009-08-05 |
| 29027. | dinh (dinhvantu110) | 54.35 | 91% | 2013-10-26 |
| 29028. | Tấn Lộc (aholake) | 54.35 | 93% | 2014-12-15 |
| 29029. | neelesh (neelesh) | 54.35 | 96% | 2011-09-12 |
| 29030. | Ripan (ripan) | 54.35 | 97% | 2016-12-06 |
| 29031. | dev (evafre) | 54.34 | 95% | 2023-02-27 |
| 29032. | Than Tien (thantiensy) | 54.34 | 97% | 2018-02-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |