There's an old joke, two elderly women are at a Catskills mountain resort, and one of them says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know, and such small portions!" Well, that's essentially how I feel about life. Full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.
—from Annie Hall, a movie by Woody Allen
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1984. | M (photon628) | 84.21 | 99% | 2019-04-05 |
| 1985. | sonny (sonnysixteen) | 84.21 | 99% | 2020-10-15 |
| 1986. | (roiii) | 84.21 | 96% | 2020-01-17 |
| 1987. | amar (amar_battulga) | 84.20 | 98% | 2017-11-09 |
| 1988. | Arnas (dandelionas) | 84.17 | 97% | 2020-06-14 |
| 1989. | Victor (victorsaurus) | 84.12 | 98% | 2018-03-15 |
| 1990. | Bryson (bryboi) | 84.10 | 95% | 2020-10-07 |
| 1991. | M (mjf2019) | 84.08 | 96% | 2019-07-09 |
| 1992. | Charlie (swordmole) | 84.08 | 98% | 2020-05-12 |
| 1993. | Panic (panicswitch07) | 84.08 | 98% | 2020-04-11 |
| 1994. | cosdaj (cosdaj) | 84.08 | 98% | 2018-08-04 |
| 1995. | ankit (ankitthegreat) | 84.07 | 98% | 2021-08-04 |
| 1996. | Thomas (th100) | 84.06 | 97% | 2020-11-27 |
| 1997. | Lars (aaberg) | 84.04 | 98% | 2020-11-17 |
| 1998. | Arun (spiderjaw) | 84.03 | 96% | 2019-02-22 |
| 1999. | Jonathan (justkanji) | 84.01 | 96% | 2017-12-07 |
| 2000. | Jay (djnelson2292) | 84.00 | 97% | 2018-03-09 |
| 2001. | Gabriel (dgabeg) | 83.99 | 98% | 2021-08-17 |
| 2002. | Spencer (spencermiles) | 83.98 | 97% | 2020-05-01 |
| 2003. | Taylor (taylorcuber717) | 83.98 | 99% | 2020-05-24 |
| 2004. | Matthew (fl4m3zzz) | 83.96 | 100% | 2018-10-21 |
| 2005. | Big Tuna (dominicgangx) | 83.91 | 96% | 2018-12-27 |
| 2006. | cuppajoeman.com (cuppajoeman) | 83.91 | 98% | 2018-08-07 |
| 2007. | leftovericecream (leftoveri... | 83.90 | 97% | 2020-10-31 |
| 2008. | Alexander (torphon) | 83.89 | 98% | 2019-09-02 |
| 2009. | Kai (gigadelic) | 83.88 | 97% | 2020-07-30 |
| 2010. | Kelby (haulzy) | 83.86 | 97% | 2020-11-15 |
| 2011. | ZAHID (zahidmisgar) | 83.85 | 98% | 2019-07-24 |
| 2012. | arturia_ex (koitanami) | 83.84 | 98% | 2019-03-14 |
| 2013. | Please use an appropriate n... | 83.83 | 98% | 2018-09-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,863 | 78.69 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 6 | 115.21 | August 3, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 4 | 69.37 | January 14, 2024 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 81.07 | July 30, 2021 |