Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
Active since June 27, 2017.
404 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
2246. | bino_ (bino_) | 83.30 | 98% | 2020-05-14 |
2247. | Qi (qitang) | 83.30 | 97% | 2020-12-14 |
2248. | (dev_rec) | 83.30 | 97% | 2019-10-29 |
2249. | Tamás (tamas) | 83.30 | 95% | 2017-10-04 |
2250. | Paula (paulazoo) | 83.29 | 97% | 2020-10-29 |
2251. | reysette (reysettemart) | 83.27 | 97% | 2020-08-24 |
2252. | uhhhhhh (gtiff71) | 83.27 | 97% | 2020-11-24 |
2253. | Greg (greghinton) | 83.26 | 97% | 2020-04-14 |
2254. | George (sk8ereid) | 83.25 | 97% | 2017-07-24 |
2255. | Sébastien (reganisgod) | 83.24 | 98% | 2020-08-12 |
2256. | Amaya (amayadomi) | 83.24 | 98% | 2018-11-02 |
2257. | poo poo eater (300_wpm_avg) | 83.20 | 95% | 2020-05-11 |
2258. | Terminator (dr_nefarious) | 83.18 | 97% | 2018-03-19 |
2259. | M (musketeertypist) | 83.17 | 96% | 2018-08-20 |
2260. | Jean (seawardsalmon6) | 83.17 | 98% | 2020-09-23 |
2261. | ARW🔴 (appleredwarrior) | 83.17 | 95% | 2018-05-17 |
2262. | Bane (djex808) | 83.16 | 98% | 2017-09-19 |
2263. | spacegoose (spaceg00se) | 83.15 | 98% | 2020-06-16 |
2264. | Cobra (cobra03) | 83.15 | 99% | 2020-09-18 |
2265. | Cadet Boodles (wrfc627) | 83.11 | 97% | 2017-09-15 |
2266. | Catherine (cathy100) | 83.11 | 97% | 2019-07-01 |
2267. | Will (bangojett) | 83.10 | 98% | 2020-09-22 |
2268. | Haung (zeropower) | 83.10 | 96% | 2018-03-18 |
2269. | 🐌💨🐢💨🐐💨 (m... | 83.08 | 99% | 2019-04-23 |
2270. | ranodmperson (ranodmperson) | 83.06 | 98% | 2020-10-06 |
2271. | StraightUpLuck (straightupl... | 83.06 | 95% | 2020-04-01 |
2272. | peach (hopefulness) | 83.05 | 99% | 2018-05-24 |
2273. | I ♥ MODI (pukle) | 83.05 | 99% | 2018-07-22 |
2274. | Vishal (fieryhydra) | 83.05 | 98% | 2018-01-13 |
2275. | 🤓 (unicorn101010) | 83.04 | 97% | 2020-08-13 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |