So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13571. | Vikas (vikasbalodhi) | 78.78 | 98% | 2019-09-24 |
| 13572. | Jovana K (jkkkkk) | 78.77 | 97% | 2023-05-25 |
| 13573. | Gergő (gergo225) | 78.77 | 97% | 2022-05-22 |
| 13574. | wonder (life_festival) | 78.77 | 97.5% | 2023-05-26 |
| 13575. | Thug (thuglife512) | 78.77 | 89% | 2016-07-18 |
| 13576. | i (tatarin) | 78.77 | 98% | 2016-05-09 |
| 13577. | Leong (iamahleong) | 78.76 | 92% | 2016-10-31 |
| 13578. | Pieter (piet3rr) | 78.76 | 95% | 2020-03-25 |
| 13579. | skuukzky (glzkfngkwlap) | 78.75 | 95.5% | 2023-10-13 |
| 13580. | Son (echipbk) | 78.75 | 98% | 2011-06-23 |
| 13581. | Mayank (sharmamayank94) | 78.75 | 98% | 2021-10-15 |
| 13582. | josh (fucboi6969) | 78.75 | 96% | 2019-02-20 |
| 13583. | AllowedUser (slowmanl0l) | 78.75 | 97% | 2021-10-27 |
| 13584. | EJ (clarencedc) | 78.75 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
| 13585. | Hex (galaxyyyy) | 78.75 | 97% | 2020-05-24 |
| 13586. | Sangi (sangi38) | 78.75 | 98% | 2019-08-02 |
| 13587. | dje (djebou) | 78.74 | 97% | 2011-07-23 |
| 13588. | tobias (thandschin) | 78.74 | 97.1% | 2021-02-05 |
| 13589. | WizardSpartan (wizardspartan) | 78.74 | 96% | 2020-05-31 |
| 13590. | Linn (runner_of_the_sun) | 78.74 | 96% | 2012-12-06 |
| 13591. | shaun (shaun1234) | 78.74 | 92% | 2016-06-18 |
| 13592. | Phuong (cuti3m00n) | 78.74 | 98% | 2012-09-14 |
| 13593. | 1834 (busey) | 78.74 | 96% | 2015-10-23 |
| 13594. | kdrjordan (kdrjordan) | 78.73 | 96% | 2023-07-21 |
| 13595. | M (maximilian04) | 78.73 | 98% | 2019-05-23 |
| 13596. | xerb (xerb) | 78.73 | 96% | 2020-09-04 |
| 13597. | MrPr3sident (mrpr3sident) | 78.72 | 96% | 2017-07-23 |
| 13598. | Ismail (ismailo) | 78.72 | 98% | 2022-07-14 |
| 13599. | Declan (2soup4declan) | 78.72 | 97% | 2022-12-01 |
| 13600. | Eric (isoh) | 78.72 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |