So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19837. | xahriman (xahriman) | 68.42 | 98% | 2021-07-22 |
| 19838. | antmak (applepiedz) | 68.42 | 96% | 2023-01-12 |
| 19839. | Piyush (lanslord11) | 68.42 | 95% | 2022-07-10 |
| 19840. | Sammy (sammykiller) | 68.42 | 97.7% | 2021-02-23 |
| 19841. | jackrrish (jackrrish) | 68.42 | 92% | 2016-09-06 |
| 19842. | Evelyn (evelynji) | 68.42 | 97% | 2019-10-28 |
| 19843. | eaf (ea7share) | 68.42 | 97% | 2011-12-18 |
| 19844. | Car (ufoes) | 68.41 | 96% | 2022-08-19 |
| 19845. | Shubham (shubhiks) | 68.41 | 94% | 2017-05-10 |
| 19846. | Tobi (t0b5) | 68.41 | 96% | 2023-03-13 |
| 19847. | sourabh (datikas) | 68.41 | 98% | 2022-09-09 |
| 19848. | dawid (nuclearmansnothot) | 68.41 | 95% | 2021-10-03 |
| 19849. | Nenokem (abyssiniawii) | 68.41 | 97% | 2011-12-14 |
| 19850. | Ready (wwillia4) | 68.41 | 91% | 2011-06-29 |
| 19851. | Gabe (cybersaur) | 68.41 | 97% | 2018-01-07 |
| 19852. | Anand Kumar (anandkumarbaitha) | 68.41 | 97% | 2019-05-08 |
| 19853. | sleep well (djawad) | 68.40 | 97% | 2023-09-26 |
| 19854. | WO MAN (lwm1116) | 68.40 | — | 2008-09-08 |
| 19855. | Steve (taduclc3) | 68.39 | 96% | 2020-03-21 |
| 19856. | somodf (somodf) | 68.39 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
| 19857. | Scott (slaveofcores) | 68.39 | 92% | 2015-03-27 |
| 19858. | pee (nanana) | 68.39 | — | 2008-12-07 |
| 19859. | Howard (bpiggy) | 68.39 | 97% | 2012-04-24 |
| 19860. | Mikayel (mikayel_arm) | 68.38 | 98% | 2020-03-28 |
| 19861. | Jeff (tenacious_20) | 68.38 | 95% | 2022-11-19 |
| 19862. | Ankan (nc3rtainity) | 68.38 | 98% | 2022-03-10 |
| 19863. | Ghost (immaghost) | 68.38 | 93% | 2013-02-09 |
| 19864. | Nagaraj (ngrj93) | 68.38 | 93% | 2016-05-11 |
| 19865. | arthas (arthas_) | 68.38 | 95% | 2018-11-21 |
| 19866. | Dogan (sharkty) | 68.37 | 97% | 2022-11-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |