I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12304. | ... (jupe86) | 81.41 | 96% | 2023-02-15 |
| 12305. | Benz Viano (tb12thegoat) | 81.41 | 97% | 2022-05-09 |
| 12306. | Ariel (drofniarg) | 81.41 | 97% | 2021-03-28 |
| 12307. | .tstats[lnflux] (lnflux) | 81.41 | 95% | 2021-03-12 |
| 12308. | Felipe (mrsilverspoon) | 81.41 | 96% | 2020-11-05 |
| 12309. | Luuk (luukdeman111) | 81.41 | 98% | 2017-06-11 |
| 12310. | Gasan (hasanakniyev) | 81.40 | 99% | 2022-09-08 |
| 12311. | Ryan (rdon) | 81.40 | 98% | 2020-07-27 |
| 12312. | Erie (eridu) | 81.40 | 96% | 2022-05-20 |
| 12313. | Max (goinfullderp) | 81.40 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
| 12314. | Matt (mattman1804) | 81.39 | 96.2% | 2024-10-24 |
| 12315. | Kyle (kthom925) | 81.39 | 97% | 2016-08-05 |
| 12316. | Kao (_psiphi) | 81.39 | 98% | 2026-01-14 |
| 12317. | Mathias (wizh) | 81.39 | 92% | 2015-10-14 |
| 12318. | Andy (andyaldoo) | 81.39 | 97% | 2015-08-06 |
| 12319. | Zach (encasedthought) | 81.39 | 92% | 2015-12-18 |
| 12320. | fastasf (gaddamslow) | 81.38 | 94% | 2025-05-29 |
| 12321. | silent (saiyansilent) | 81.38 | 98% | 2025-05-31 |
| 12322. | qwe (azeem838) | 81.38 | 98% | 2022-10-26 |
| 12323. | Anthony (djantwonz) | 81.38 | 96% | 2021-01-24 |
| 12324. | 💓 (samhurwitz) | 81.38 | 96.9% | 2023-08-27 |
| 12325. | Wendy (stamperrr) | 81.38 | 98% | 2022-12-04 |
| 12326. | King (kingshantha) | 81.38 | 98% | 2015-10-01 |
| 12327. | Jonathan (jon_daub) | 81.37 | 94% | 2022-12-06 |
| 12328. | Asif (arshadasif0312) | 81.37 | 97% | 2019-01-17 |
| 12329. | Ball Sweat (typing_man_man) | 81.37 | 97% | 2022-03-06 |
| 12330. | Joseph (miggsmiffer) | 81.37 | 95% | 2016-06-23 |
| 12331. | Brusky (bruskyz) | 81.37 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
| 12332. | Tanner (ayytanner) | 81.37 | 97% | 2019-09-28 |
| 12333. | shicheng (fgtfer) | 81.37 | 93% | 2016-02-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |