I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5880. | Jayanth (bigjay) | 97.12 | 93% | 2015-08-08 |
| 5881. | Ginso (ginsophd) | 97.11 | 98.1% | 2023-06-23 |
| 5882. | vazo (speedyboivazo) | 97.11 | 98.5% | 2021-01-31 |
| 5883. | ☺ AASHRU... (Business Ana... | 97.11 | 96% | 2016-09-13 |
| 5884. | Tahts (tahts) | 97.10 | 98.7% | 2024-11-18 |
| 5885. | fuhnoo (fuhnoo) | 97.10 | 97% | 2018-09-06 |
| 5886. | JUDGE (hxllbound) | 97.10 | 97% | 2023-05-26 |
| 5887. | Electric (cuitcuit) | 97.10 | 99% | 2021-02-11 |
| 5888. | Social Credit (usa_baby) | 97.10 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 5889. | marmar (marmarmarmar) | 97.09 | 98% | 2022-05-04 |
| 5890. | Nathaniel (natgjoh) | 97.09 | 96.7% | 2024-03-05 |
| 5891. | Andy (pandabroftw) | 97.09 | 98.3% | 2021-02-03 |
| 5892. | Darius (dariuss54) | 97.08 | 97% | 2022-01-02 |
| 5893. | tstats[gravityhurts] (gravi... | 97.08 | 97% | 2023-02-20 |
| 5894. | Dan (radio_falcon) | 97.08 | 98% | 2020-08-24 |
| 5895. | Small (2pacaklypse) | 97.08 | 97% | 2019-01-02 |
| 5896. | Sian-Yang (rgnerdplayer) | 97.07 | 98% | 2022-06-29 |
| 5897. | Min (minssleeping) | 97.07 | 97% | 2020-03-17 |
| 5898. | Django (django_unchained) | 97.07 | 98% | 2016-06-29 |
| 5899. | Jeff (jeffaloblast) | 97.06 | 99% | 2021-01-20 |
| 5900. | swagzter (slurpman) | 97.06 | 93% | 2016-07-18 |
| 5901. | Nightwing (nightwing2015) | 97.05 | 96% | 2015-07-05 |
| 5902. | Ryu (ryusong) | 97.05 | 96% | 2021-06-15 |
| 5903. | Olcay (kinataki) | 97.04 | 97.3% | 2024-02-06 |
| 5904. | joe (lerler246) | 97.04 | 98% | 2020-04-26 |
| 5905. | Michael (zenorityy) | 97.03 | 97% | 2025-02-01 |
| 5906. | Chris (lumms) | 97.03 | 97% | 2024-09-26 |
| 5907. | Sylptic (sylptic) | 97.03 | 96% | 2024-08-06 |
| 5908. | ogtoast (ogtoast) | 97.03 | 98% | 2021-02-12 |
| 5909. | Cheq (cheq) | 97.03 | 97% | 2016-07-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |