The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24070. | Brian Hart (wiffle0926) | 65.49 | 96.8% | 2023-08-28 |
| 24071. | Optimus (optimusprime98) | 65.49 | 95% | 2021-11-27 |
| 24072. | Eric (xplo99) | 65.49 | — | 2011-04-09 |
| 24073. | PHỤC NGUYỄN (vanphucka) | 65.49 | 94% | 2011-11-24 |
| 24074. | Leslie (ldystarr) | 65.49 | 98% | 2011-07-06 |
| 24075. | Joe (datguy229) | 65.49 | 94% | 2015-09-18 |
| 24076. | FoodPanda (frank0725) | 65.48 | 97% | 2022-03-11 |
| 24077. | Blexerl (blexerl) | 65.48 | 95% | 2021-04-27 |
| 24078. | Kickass (vivekvikysharma) | 65.48 | 95% | 2022-02-02 |
| 24079. | Craig (craigsmith27) | 65.48 | 95% | 2013-01-15 |
| 24080. | john yakuza (ifrxitpxnchi) | 65.48 | 91% | 2017-02-18 |
| 24081. | Nihad (nihaddd) | 65.47 | 95% | 2023-06-11 |
| 24082. | TasteOfCancer (tasteofcancer) | 65.47 | 98% | 2020-04-23 |
| 24083. | Nick (nickillsu) | 65.47 | 95% | 2013-03-15 |
| 24084. | Markus (tyronestoned) | 65.47 | 95% | 2015-04-04 |
| 24085. | Phuoc (lovered) | 65.47 | 98% | 2016-04-24 |
| 24086. | Generals (gwapoko12312323321) | 65.46 | 97% | 2022-04-03 |
| 24087. | Dmitriy (dj1vs) | 65.46 | 95% | 2021-11-20 |
| 24088. | BobTheTyper (ahmemaru) | 65.46 | 97% | 2020-05-06 |
| 24089. | eissak (eissak) | 65.46 | 96% | 2012-04-18 |
| 24090. | Varun (thinkerguy) | 65.46 | 91% | 2013-03-31 |
| 24091. | Ashish (ashugarg.lucky7@gma... | 65.46 | 96% | 2015-03-02 |
| 24092. | Samir (samvanced) | 65.45 | 96% | 2023-05-05 |
| 24093. | Bryan (bryanw122) | 65.45 | 90% | 2016-04-03 |
| 24094. | JuanDa (juanmartinez111) | 65.45 | 94% | 2022-10-17 |
| 24095. | Ripx (ripx) | 65.45 | 97% | 2020-02-24 |
| 24096. | Stefan (cigol) | 65.45 | 98% | 2016-07-07 |
| 24097. | Nikos (niklas32) | 65.45 | 94% | 2015-08-19 |
| 24098. | Arjun (arjun.webmail@gmail.... | 65.45 | — | 2010-03-16 |
| 24099. | nem (nem2k18) | 65.44 | 96% | 2021-08-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |