So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11916. | Faith (febrimando) | 81.94 | 98% | 2019-03-12 |
| 11917. | Reese (shabbb) | 81.94 | 95% | 2019-02-01 |
| 11918. | David (davidt585) | 81.94 | 97% | 2022-08-29 |
| 11919. | Kurozuma (kurozuma) | 81.94 | 96% | 2023-07-04 |
| 11920. | bigjilm (bigjilm2112) | 81.94 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
| 11921. | Kyle (kylepuno) | 81.94 | 90% | 2013-10-05 |
| 11922. | Nqjoe (nqjoe) | 81.94 | 99% | 2013-04-11 |
| 11923. | Ryan (ryanshirk) | 81.94 | 94% | 2011-07-26 |
| 11924. | The Yellow King (jharwell626) | 81.94 | 91% | 2016-03-12 |
| 11925. | Andrew (wongsifu) | 81.93 | 98.5% | 2023-07-26 |
| 11926. | Nick (nhumensk) | 81.93 | 97% | 2014-03-29 |
| 11927. | Nonquit (noobmaster19) | 81.93 | 96% | 2023-04-16 |
| 11928. | Kenneth (thebestpotatona) | 81.93 | 95% | 2019-04-25 |
| 11929. | Jon (jonpwn1) | 81.93 | 93% | 2014-09-21 |
| 11930. | Jamie (kaptonplanet) | 81.92 | 97% | 2022-11-11 |
| 11931. | Nana Kwame (papa_elbee) | 81.92 | 94% | 2021-06-11 |
| 11932. | James (blackavar) | 81.91 | 92% | 2016-09-17 |
| 11933. | Syed (mrskittlesxd) | 81.91 | 98% | 2017-07-06 |
| 11934. | Sarah Bisher (sarahbisher) | 81.91 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
| 11935. | wangolo (fire_fox) | 81.91 | 96% | 2014-09-25 |
| 11936. | Matt (pruske) | 81.91 | — | 2010-05-04 |
| 11937. | Jennifer (jazzyjenn) | 81.91 | 100% | 2013-04-09 |
| 11938. | DANIEL S WEGGA (dizo) | 81.91 | 99% | 2017-08-16 |
| 11939. | Marty (mcflies) | 81.90 | 97% | 2021-02-23 |
| 11940. | Jason (jasonw1121) | 81.90 | 95% | 2019-11-14 |
| 11941. | seilgu (seilgu) | 81.90 | — | 2010-02-21 |
| 11942. | Sadistic 'Lil Hussy (d719820) | 81.90 | 94% | 2015-06-04 |
| 11943. | Ksizzzzz (ksiz) | 81.89 | 98% | 2021-12-14 |
| 11944. | Michael (michaelchuong) | 81.89 | 95.6% | 2021-02-25 |
| 11945. | Jerome (babayaga36) | 81.89 | 99% | 2018-05-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |