So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28857. | Alikhan (alikhanzhamankhan_... | 54.87 | 93% | 2021-04-18 |
| 28858. | Imperator (imperator_357) | 54.87 | 98% | 2021-10-24 |
| 28859. | Gyanendra (gyanshukla) | 54.87 | 94.8% | 2021-02-19 |
| 28860. | Josef (ziretech) | 54.87 | 97% | 2014-01-08 |
| 28861. | vasu (vasudev021191) | 54.87 | 91% | 2012-12-30 |
| 28862. | Fran (puflines) | 54.87 | 96% | 2013-10-10 |
| 28863. | Abdulrahman (abody_alizzi) | 54.86 | 95% | 2022-03-09 |
| 28864. | enmum (enmum) | 54.86 | 93% | 2013-02-05 |
| 28865. | Bob (bob_loblawrl) | 54.86 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
| 28866. | Phire (phire_xic) | 54.85 | 94% | 2022-01-09 |
| 28867. | Ti (tieubinh03) | 54.85 | 95% | 2013-04-20 |
| 28868. | Bill (maderwc) | 54.85 | 95% | 2013-08-13 |
| 28869. | Sonya (jands625) | 54.85 | 91% | 2015-07-27 |
| 28870. | Adam (adam95) | 54.84 | 87% | 2014-03-25 |
| 28871. | Dang Khoa (khoa1912) | 54.84 | 95% | 2013-01-20 |
| 28872. | Sally (maja) | 54.84 | — | 2008-10-20 |
| 28873. | Not Me (grayhat57) | 54.83 | 95% | 2022-02-22 |
| 28874. | olotok (olotok) | 54.83 | 96% | 2023-03-05 |
| 28875. | Divyesh (divyeshm) | 54.83 | 97% | 2021-04-03 |
| 28876. | Kayzee (kayzee007) | 54.83 | 94% | 2021-04-10 |
| 28877. | MikoĊaj (iimikus) | 54.83 | 97% | 2018-08-21 |
| 28878. | Raziel23 (raziel23) | 54.83 | — | 2010-12-26 |
| 28879. | Ridhuan (rydhuan) | 54.83 | — | 2009-11-28 |
| 28880. | Melissa (mrswunschel) | 54.83 | — | 2009-09-04 |
| 28881. | maaeab (moemenahmed) | 54.83 | 96% | 2016-05-04 |
| 28882. | ho (hokawing888) | 54.83 | 94% | 2012-01-02 |
| 28883. | Sweta (sweta.phpdev@gmail.com) | 54.82 | 95% | 2016-03-09 |
| 28884. | Travis (lynks) | 54.82 | 95% | 2020-12-09 |
| 28885. | Ritesh (ritesh_98) | 54.82 | 95% | 2021-11-28 |
| 28886. | Agnes (lem123) | 54.82 | 98% | 2017-06-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |