The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7921. | Alex (bajizusaych) | 106.01 | — | 2009-05-11 |
| 7922. | Zachary (hejukaza) | 106.00 | 98% | 2022-01-04 |
| 7923. | (alf89757) | 106.00 | 99% | 2016-09-10 |
| 7924. | Oskar (gloomytwirl) | 106.00 | 97% | 2015-03-16 |
| 7925. | squirrelslow (squirrelslow) | 105.99 | 98% | 2021-06-09 |
| 7926. | Todd (jeez560) | 105.98 | 98% | 2023-03-07 |
| 7927. | siri (sag339) | 105.98 | 98% | 2021-10-27 |
| 7928. | Liam (sktz) | 105.98 | 88% | 2016-03-22 |
| 7929. | JumpZero (jumpzero) | 105.97 | 98% | 2023-07-06 |
| 7930. | Raymond (szlesh) | 105.97 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
| 7931. | Iam (mchudgens) | 105.97 | 94% | 2011-05-09 |
| 7932. | Amer (zangetsu786) | 105.97 | — | 2010-01-26 |
| 7933. | A (aa1729) | 105.96 | 97% | 2011-10-04 |
| 7934. | Drails (drails_tr) | 105.96 | 99% | 2021-01-20 |
| 7935. | Caio (caiouechi) | 105.96 | 99% | 2013-07-04 |
| 7936. | nachotaco (hoagiefry) | 105.96 | 99% | 2019-09-06 |
| 7937. | Kevin (spezzytv) | 105.95 | 98% | 2022-01-10 |
| 7938. | Bijji (thatboywulfric) | 105.95 | 99% | 2021-11-10 |
| 7939. | 𓇋𓋴𓆑𓏏𓅪 (infer... | 105.95 | 98% | 2023-03-28 |
| 7940. | carve (carve) | 105.95 | 99% | 2020-10-24 |
| 7941. | Jovy (divinity) | 105.95 | — | 2009-08-28 |
| 7942. | OkS88 (oks88) | 105.95 | — | 2010-11-03 |
| 7943. | John (jhakala) | 105.94 | 98% | 2018-01-04 |
| 7944. | A (axnguyen77) | 105.94 | 92% | 2014-10-30 |
| 7945. | Alexander (2005alexg) | 105.94 | 98% | 2018-12-20 |
| 7946. | leftovericecream (leftoveri... | 105.93 | 99% | 2022-11-20 |
| 7947. | Nathan (nathanraw92) | 105.93 | 99% | 2019-01-11 |
| 7948. | Stefan (sneusatz) | 105.93 | — | 2009-04-27 |
| 7949. | Ismail (flutes69) | 105.92 | 94% | 2014-11-19 |
| 7950. | Zucc (zucc) | 105.92 | 97% | 2017-08-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |